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Ted Healy:
Noontime means luncheon for someone - Nighttime means sleep for the same - Daytime means brightness for someone - But to me they all mean the rain.
[Ted keeps trying to sing this song, but something goes wrong every time]
Ted Healy:
Hey, you in the center with that spittoon haircut. What's your name?
Moe:
George Washington.
Ted Healy:
Are you the fellow that chopped down the cherry tree?
Moe:
Nah, I ain't worked in a year and a half.
Curly:
Right here's where we go into a snappy gag.
Ted Healy:
Well, go in to something.
Curly:
Right here we're compelled to cut the act and go into another snappy gag.
Moe:
Now when the music plays "The Gates of Hell are Open," that's where you walk in.
Larry:
[Larry stomps his foot, his shoe goes flying into the audience, and he makes a move to go for the shoe] Oh!
Ted Healy:
Let it alone - it'll come up by itself.
[the shoe flies back on to the stage, tossed by an unseen audience member]
Moe:
Now, in this next scene I play the part of a count.
Ted Healy:
Yeah?
Moe:
I drive up to my castle on horseback.
Ted Healy:
Yeah?
Moe:
Up to my castle, up in my bedroom, and there's two ladies in muh bed.
Ted Healy:
Yeah?
Moe:
Whattaya think happens?
Ted Healy:
I don't know. What happens?
Moe:
I say one of you broads gotta get outta here.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
