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Augustus Q. Winterbottom:
The passing years have slowed you on the draw, my little chickadee.
Tillie Winterbottom:
Do you like children?
Augustus Q. Winterbottom:
I do if they're properly cooked.
Commissioner McLennan:
I'm not so sure. This boat was launched in eighteen hundred and eighty-one.
Augustus Q. Winterbottom:
So was my wife, but she's still sea-worthy.
Commissioner McLennan:
She's probably got barnacles all over her. The boat I mean.
Augustus Q. Winterbottom:
She's as solid a brick telephone booth.
Augustus Q. Winterbottom:
I'll bend every effort to win this race, and I come from a long line of effort benders.
Tom Sheridan:
I claim that ferry boat race was the world's greatest gamble.
Augustus Q. Winterbottom:
No, don't forget, Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.
Mary Sheridan:
You two are angels straight from heaven!
Augustus Q. Winterbottom:
[coughs] We detoured slightly on the way.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制