advertisement Jane Wyman: You know, all golf is a matter of perfect form. Ronald Reagan: [ogling her] That all? You're doin' all right then, aren't yuh? Jane Wyman: No, seriously, Ronnie, maybe your stance isn't correct or maybe you bend your elbows too much. Ronald Reagan: I haven't had a drink since last New Year's. Ronald Reagan: [to Jane] Goodbye, Button Nose. Jack Redmond: Well, Jane, driving a golf ball is just as easy as driving a car. Jane Wyman: Well, that's funny. Every time I drive a golf ball, I hit absolutely nothing, but when I drive a car, - Uh-Oh! Ronald Reagan: [angrily as a golfer rudely plays a ball near him] Hey, what's the big idea? Golfer playing through: I hope you don't mind my playing through. I just received word my house was on fire!