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Moe:
The treasure, we found it!
Larry:
Now Jimmy can get his operation!
Curly:
There's enough here for all of us to have an operation!
[the Stooges all look at a map marked "Walla Walla"]
Moe:
Walla Walla with an "X."
Curly:
I know! "X" marks the spot where the treasure is buried! It's in the Walla.
Moe:
But there's two Wallas.
Curly:
Certainly! There's a Walla, and there's a Walla over there.
Larry:
Which one's it buried in?
Moe:
It makes no difference, we'll each take a Walla.
Curly:
[after finding money hidden in a can on the scrap metal pile] I didn't know they put money up in cans!
Moe:
Well, they don't!
Curly:
Sure, see?
[points at label, "canned corn"]
Curly:
Canned coin!
Moe:
And when they told us the money was yours, you could've knocked us down with a gold bar! And that's the whole story, Mr. President, s'help me!
President Roosevelt:
I see. Well, Jimmy, I shall arrange personally for your operation.
Jimmie:
Thank you, Mr. President.
President Roosevelt:
And as for you gentlemen, in view of the extenuating circumstances, I find it possible to extend to you executive clemency.
Curly:
Oh, no! Please, not that!
[Moe stomps his foot]
Curly:
Ow!
Moe:
Mr. President means we're free!
Curly:
No!
Moe:
Yeah!
Curly:
Gee, Mr. President, you're a swell guy!
Moe:
You said it!
Con-Man:
Pardon me, gentlemen, how would you like to get in on our deal where you can make thousands?
Curly:
That ain't enough, we gotta make five hundred dollars!
Con-Man:
This is the house I was telling you about, boys. A treasure was buried there by Captain Kidd's kid.
Curly:
No kiddin'!
Con-Man:
That's right!
Curly:
Oh boy!
Con-Man:
Just a minute! You have to pay us $200 for the privilege of digging it up!
Curly:
Two hundred?
Con-Man:
Two hundred or nothin'.
Curly:
Oh, we'll take it for nothin'!
Moe:
Why are you keeping your money layin' around in cans for? Why don't you put it in a bank?
Jimmie:
Will a bank give it back to us?
Curly:
Oh, sure! They didn't use to, but now they do!
Larry:
And when you take it out they give you some more! I had a dollar once...
Moe:
That's enough.
Moe:
What's the idea of movin' into our apartment?
Larry:
Come on beat it.
Jimmie:
I'm sorry, Mister. Sis and I didn't know anyone lived here so we just moved in but we'll get out by the way.
Curly:
Hey, where's your father?
Jimmie:
We ain't got no father. Just Sis and I.
Moe:
Wait a minute, son. We made a mistake, this ain't our house, we didn't have any cuitains. Go on sit down and do your homework.
Jimmie:
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