The stooges are three doctors who graduated medical school by being in it for too many years. They come across such problems as an overly ch...更多>
Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Dr. Moe Howard
: Yes, that's true. Hiccupping Nurse: Well, then, why don't the patients eat an apple a day and save hospital expenses? Dr. Curly Howard: Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! That's a pippin! Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, I know what a pippin is. Dr. Larry Fine: You do, eh? What's a pippin? Hiccupping Nurse: Uh, a pippin is an apple with a skin on the outside. Dr. Moe Howard: Did you ever see an apple with a skin on the inside? Hiccupping Nurse: Oh, sure I did. Dr. Larry Fine: You did? Hiccupping Nurse: Uh-huh. Dr. Larry Fine: Where? Hiccupping Nurse: In homemade apple pie. PA announcer: Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Dr. Moe Howard: How is she, doctor? Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': A slight hope. Dr. Curly Howard: That's too bad. What's the matter? Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': She's in a coma. Tiny Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed! Tiny Patient: Say, doctor, do you really think I'm gonna get better? Dr. Moe Howard: I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid you are. Tiny Patient: Oh, thanks, doctor. You don't know how I really appreciate it. [after being asked where they found their respective patients] Dr. Larry Fine: Under the bed! Dr. Moe Howard: Up on the chandelier! Dr. Graves: What did you do for him? Dr. Curly Howard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us? Dr. Moe Howard, Dr. Curly Howard, Dr. Larry Fine: For Duty and Humanity!