Nursemaid: And not only that, he kicked me. Policeman: He kicked you? Nursemaid: Yes, officer, right in the middle of my daily duty. Policeman: Oh, he kicked you did he? Stan: What do you want? Policeman: I don't want you. I want that other monkey. [Stan whistles to Ollie] Ollie: What? Stan: He doesn't want me! He wants the other monkey! [Ollie looks around] Stan: You! Ollie: Oh. Nursemaid: Of all the dumb things! Stan: Don't you think you're bounding over your step? Ollie: Where there's a will, there's a way. Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen: [the piano is blocking his path] Well? Either of you two numbskulls going to take this thing out of the way? Ollie: What's it to you? Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen: I should like to pass. Ollie: Why don't you walk around? Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen: Walk around? Me? Professor Theodore Von Schwarzenhoffen? M.D., A.D, D.D.S, F.L.D, F.F.F und F should walk around? Get that thing out of my way! Go on, out of the way! [Stan slaps his hat off. It flies into the street and is flattened by a truck] Prof. von Schwarzenhoffen: Very nice. I'll have you arrested for this! I'll have you thrown in jail! I'm professor T.D.A! Ollie: What were you doing up there? Stan: I was trying to plug it in. Ollie: That's not the place to plug it in! Give it to me!