advertisement Farina: You all jus' lovesick, that's all! Jackie: I'm a whole epidemic! [Jackie is obsessed with Miss Crabtree and shares a bed with his brother Wheezer] Wheezer: I couldn't sleep last night! Mary Ann: Couldn't sleep? Why? Wheezer: Aw, Jack kept a' huggin' an' a' kissin' me! All night he did! Mary Ann: He did? Wheezer: Yeah, an' he kept moaning: "I love you, I love you, my darling..." [Jackie enters the room] Wheezer: HEY, DON'T YOU KISS ME! [to his mom] Wheezer: Yeah, Jack hugs and kisses me all night! An' he calls me names! Mrs. Cooper: What kind of names, dear? Wheezer: "Precious," and "Sweetheart"... and "Tootsie-Tootsie!" Chubby: Don't call me "Norman", call me "Chubbsy Ubbsy". Jackie: Well, what do you want? Chubby: I was just passing by, thought I'd drop in. Jackie: Well,why don't you keep passing by til you come to the river and then drop in. Jackie'a mother: How's the soup? Miss June Crabtree: Oh, it's delicious! Only I'm affraid it's a little too rich for me. Jackie'a mother: Oh, I'm sorry. Jackie: Tastes like mothballs [Mom kicks Jackie's shin under the table] Jackie: I swollered it! Mary Ann: Tastes like Pa's breath would smell. [Mom repeats shin kicking business on Mary] Mary Ann: I did too! Wheezer: Tastes more like axel grease. Owwwwwww! Quit pinching me!