Homeless, penniless and one step ahead of the police, Stanley and Oliver take refuge in the home of big-game hunter Colonel Buckshot while t...更多>
Ollie: Well, here's a another nice mess you've gotten me into. Officer: Say, Kelly, did a couple of guys come through here? Other Officer: Yeah, a couple just ran in there, why? Officer: Well, they was in the park and they had put a couple of benches together so they could have twin beds and when I asked them to move on, the little fella tips his hat and says "yes ma'am." That's what I'm sore about! Stan: [as Agnes the Maid] Bedrooms, let's see, there's mine and the master's and the master's and mine. That's four. Lady Plumtree: No no, there's the master's then yours. That's two. Stan: Oh, yeah. Then there's the nursery. Lady Plumtree: A nursery? I didn't know the colonel was married. Stan: Oh, he has that in case of accidents. Ollie: Agnes, call me a cab. Stan: Huh? Ollie: Call me a cab. Stan: You're a cab. Lord Leopold Plumtree: Tell me, Agnes, are you of any relation to the butler? Ollie: Oh, yes, yes, they're twins. See, one was born in Detroit, the other in Miami. Lord Leopold Plumtree: I don't quite understand. Ollie: That's all right. Neither do they. Colonel Wilburforce Buckshot: Just a second! I forgot my bow and arrow! Ollie: I beg your pardon, Lord Figtree! Lord Leopold Plumtree: Plumtree, my dear fellow, Plumtree. My card.