It was 13 years ago when I first hosted the Academy Awards, and things sure have changed since then. George Bush was President, the economy was tanking, and we had just finished a war with Iraq. Yeah, things really have changed.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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...and to my wife, Julie, I wrote it in a note to you in the 8th grade, now I'm saying it in front of 1 billion people. I love you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I voted for 'Seabiscuit' (for Best Costume Design). That's the most realistic horse costume I've ever seen.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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All of the hobbits' wardrobe is now for sale at The House of DeVito, if anyone is interested.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's now official. There is no one left to thank in New Zealand.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robin Williams:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[grabs Billy Crystal's hand] Hey, look at us. A San Francisco wedding cake.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sandra Bullock:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
John, do you know which was the first movie to feature sound? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
John Travolta:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It was Al Jolson's "The Jazz Singer" in First movie to feature sound and dialogue. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sandra Bullock:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And how do you know that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
John Travolta:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, you would also know, if you had come to the rehearsal.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Barrie Osborne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I started my career 35 years ago, getting people coffee. I'm pretty sure the fact that I dated Billy Crystal's cousin has nothing to do with this.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Billy Crystal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you know that people are now moving to New Zealand just to be thanked?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Billy Crystal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
...and when I say funny, I mean threatening to my career.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Billy Crystal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Our next presenter (Charlize Theron) is nominated for her role of a hiking, serial killing prostitute. Great, just what we need.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Denise Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after getting an award for Best Foreign Language Film] We're so thankful that The Lord of The Rings did not qualify in this category.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Francis Ford Coppola:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sofia, I always wanted you to be part of the family business.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Billy Crystal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Good news, they found Nemo. The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Now that everyone in New Zealand has been thanked, I'd like to thank everyone on Long Island.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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["reading" Sean Connery's mind] Pussy Galore? I just got it! That's vulgar!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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And there's Johnny Depp, the sexiest man alive. Did I just say that out loud? You know Johnny's nominated for playing Jack Valenti's worst nightmare - a slightly gay pirate.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Gandalf the White:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We must make the most of the time that is given to us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Billy Crystal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This from a guy in a nine-hour movie.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[reading Julia Roberts' Mind] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm rich. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Billy Crystal:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[reading Oprah Winfrey's Mind] You wanna talk about rich honey?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
