Adam:
I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
Adam:
Well, here's your problem
[Repeated line while holding or looking at what little is left of a vehicle]
Adam:
Hell or high water we are gonna get him back out! We leave no man behind on MythBusters man!
Narrator:
Adam and Jamie have never been afraid of going deep.
Adam:
[operating shark-punching Buster] Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.
Jamie:
[over radio] This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over!
Jamie:
Jamie wants big boom!
Adam:
Down, boy!
Jamie:
Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more.
Jamie:
I always enjoy seeing Adam in pain.
Adam:
Am I missing an eyebrow?
Jamie:
I kinda like it in here, it's private!
Adam:
Remember, don't try this at home.
Jamie:
We're what you call "experts".
Adam:
We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters.
Jamie:
I think this thing could hurt you. I think we're about to find out whether it will hurt you.
Adam:
All right, I'll go put on the suit.
Narrator:
What did I say about dressing up?
Adam:
[dancing in Redman suit] Yeah! You can shake your booty in this!
Kari:
All right! Looks like it's time to pack Buster's bags for the Bahamas. What do you think he'd wear? Shorts or a little thong?
Adam:
I... I don't know if Buster has enough actual flesh down there for a thong, but a...
Jamie:
He's got no butt at all, in fact he doesn't even have any legs.
Adam:
[covered in tomato juice] I think it's working!
Jamie:
So what's in these things?
Adam:
Supposed to be vinegar and water.
[takes a sip of feminine hygiene products and spits it out]
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:
Yeah, tastes like vinegar and water.
[starts laughing]
Adam:
I just took a taste test.
[continues laughing]
Kari:
I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a really, really bad driver!
Adam:
[wearing a pilot's helmet] Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier, do you read, over?
Adam:
[sticks on a Shock Watch sticker] This is the source of all my special powers!
Adam:
Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything!
Kari:
The "Shrammer"!
Jamie:
Give it your best shot! Come on!
Salvatore:
Mmmmmm... Yummy!
Salvatore:
He's gonna die... but it's gonna look great.
Adam:
[holding a floatation barrel] The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them!
Salvatore:
Has he watched the show?
Kari:
[christening the Orca V. Bottle does not break] Ewww... How the heck do they do this?
Narrator:
[Kari tries to break the bottle repeatedly] It's made of "stern" stuff, Kari!
Grant:
[laughing] Bullseye!
Kari:
[the Shrammer rams into the Orca V] Oh, camera in the water!
[laughs]
Scottie:
Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable.
Adam:
It's not a myth. We're just idiots.
Jamie:
Adam doesn't know it yet but he's digging his own grave.
Adam:
What's that?
Jamie:
What?... Nothing!
Jamie:
[wearing a wetsuit] I feel kinda sexy!
Jamie:
[Adam writes "Crash" Hyneman on Jamie's Helmet] What the hell are you writing out there?
Scottie:
[smells Adam] You smell like a Bloody Mary!
Jamie:
Good shot, Adam!
Adam:
Thank you, Uncle Jamie.
Kari:
[after Adam gets shocked by the ark] Do you feel God?
Adam:
I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius.
Jamie:
When will the fun ever stop?
Jamie:
[Jamie is holding a duck] Quack, damn you!
Adam:
He looks like he's trying to collect a loan from the duck. Duck loan collection agency!
[in a mobster accent]
Adam:
We want to talk to you about some outstanding feed!
Adam:
Jamie, marinade!
Adam:
[pours tomato juice over himself] Wow, this is like performance art!
Adam:
[holds a duck to the camera] Do you have anything to say to the ducks back home?
Jamie:
[fills a truck with vacuum cleaners] Do we suck or what?
Jamie:
And that was the end of Adam's Television career.
Adam:
No!
[punches Jamie in the arm]
Kari:
[hi-fives Scottie] Giant industrial pogo stick! Nice!
Adam:
[sits on his hovercraft with pizza boxes taped to his arms] I think we may have something here!
Adam:
[Christine and Tory tape pizza boxes to Adam's arms] We're at the Icarus part of the evening. I think you know what happened to Icarus!
Jamie:
Well, that's a bright light you got going there, buddy!
Adam:
This kills you!
[points to a .30-06 bullet]
Adam:
This kills you and everyone else in the room!
[points to a .50cal bullet]
Jamie:
Ninety-two feet to the top of the pulleys!
Kari:
Ninety-two feet to the dead bird!
[Jamie laughs]
Adam:
How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?
Jamie:
[after spectacularly destroying two semi-trucks] It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset.
Adam:
This is your head!
[Touches ballistics gel]
Adam:
This is your head with an axe in it! Are we clear?
Adam:
Hand me the Jack Russell terrier urine. That'll do it!
Adam:
Turkey master, I hand you your bird!
Adam:
I'm not doing anything the Pakish wouldn't have done if they'd had a chainsaw.
[holds the live cast of Grant]
Salvatore:
It's little Imahara!
Jamie:
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I think that was one of the most destructive things I've ever done. That was cool!
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Adam:
[Adam laughs] We're escaping Alcatraz in Mach 1!
Jamie:
No wonder they couldn't find them. They're probably in Japan by now.
Adam:
[Drops a pastrami sandwich on the floor and picks it up again] Whoop, I picked it up after like three seconds, would you eat it?
Jamie:
I wouldn't eat it just because you've handled it.
Adam:
[pounding at Alcatraz raft loudly] Wait, was that a guard?
Adam:
[Stays silent for a few seconds] Nope!
Adam:
[Contiues pounding]
Adam:
Just thinkin' this one through from a mechanical standpoint... I'd be totally pleased with two inches of penetration.
Jamie:
Generally, I prefer a little bit more.
Salvatore:
[after frying balistics gel Ben Franklin] Well, we killed a dead president.
Grant:
He was never president.
Salvatore:
He wasn't President? Damn it.
Jamie:
[while coffin is being closed in the Buried Alive myth] Farewell cruel world!
Jamie:
Aren't tracer rounds illegal?
Narrator:
[Jamie talks to Adam about his screwed up Hale rocket] Denial is a river in Africa.
Narrator:
[Adam extinguishes the bunker after a successful rocket test] Not so much as fire in the hole as fire in the whole shop!
Salvatore:
[Rubbing two sticks together but getting no embers] Shnike!
Narrator:
Seems like he's off the island too!
Jamie:
Well, as the myth suggests, William Thomson, aka Lord Kelvin, did indeed live during the Civil War era but he never claimed to have made liquid oxygen.
Adam:
And we're supposed to believe someone who was called Thomson but went around saying he was Lord Kelvin? "That's Lord Kelvin to you."
Kari:
[Kari makes the gun cotton for the confederate rocket myth] Ok, we're gonna add a half ounce of
[Donkey sound]
Kari:
to ounce of
[Rooster sound]
Kari:
slowly!
Narrator:
When you add donkey to rooster you get a violent reaction.
Kari:
[testing vodka as a poison oak remedy] I hope you don't have a date tonight. Showing up smelling like liquor with poison oak.
Salvatore:
[laughs] Works every time!
Kari:
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My dastardly scheme, it's coming together!
Adam:
[Jamie pours gas into the pickup, Adam whistles] You really had to go.
Adam:
[Holds up a pig's head in front of his face] Jamie!
Jamie:
Yeah?
Adam:
Please don't fire bullets into my head!
Jamie:
Its only got one ear though.
Adam:
We don't need ears for testing lethality of bullets at terminal velocity man!
Adam:
[Holds a weather balloon] For science!
[Releases the weather balloon and it floats away]
Jamie:
[Points to the weather balloon] It's going that way!
[Adam laughs]
Adam:
You're a budding meteorologist Jamie!
[Jamie laughs]
Salvatore:
[mixing explosive chemicals in order to explode pants] Frank, why are you standing so far away?
Frank Hausman:
Because I want to live.
Salvatore:
I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?
Salvatore:
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right?
Adam:
Do you actually have moods?
Jamie:
No.
Adam:
I think this is the strangest position I've ever been in on this show.
Kari:
[quietly] Notice how he qualifies it with "on this show".
Kari:
I think we have our exploding pants!
Kari:
You know, I promised my mom and dad I wouldn't do anything stupid after I got out of college.
[whispers]
Kari:
Sorry, Mom.
Adam:
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