Nathan Lane: I think it's time to bring out Marlon Brando. Mr. Brando, how do you feel the recording session is going? Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] What's bein' recorded? Nathan Lane: I don't know whether you heard, but we're doing a little show called "The Producers." Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] But what are you producin'? Do you produce the laughs? Cheap hackneyed humor for a public which is 'preciated on "droolinphibble." Nathan Lane: Well, don't get your kaftan in a twist. Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] This kaftan is made entirely of seaweed. Every bit of fabric. It's renewable... renewable and from the sea. Nathan Lane: Really. Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] I can eat it when I'm done wearin' it. Nathan Lane: Here you go. I knew we'd get some entertainment!