Madonna:
We shouldn't have any more sex. You should build an altar for me in home and worship it daily, and you call me collect!
Madonna:
"Neat"? Anyone who says my show is neat has to go.
Madonna:
[makes gagging noises] "Neat"? Anybody who says my show is "neat" has to go.
Madonna:
It's pretty racy. I don't know if you could take it two nights.
Silvio Ciccone:
Oh, you had to get racy on me, huh?
Madonna:
Dad, I'm not getting racy. I've been racy.
Silvio Ciccone:
Well, can't you tone it down a bit?
Madonna:
For you? No, because that would be compromising my artistic integrity.
Silvio Ciccone:
Of course.
[pause]
Silvio Ciccone:
Do you undress in this performance?
Madonna:
No! Of course I don't.
Kevin Costner:
Thanks for having us. It was really generous.
Madonna:
Thanks for coming.
Kevin Costner:
We thought it was "neat".
Madonna:
"Neat"?
Kevin Costner:
Really neat.
Madonna:
No one's ever described it as that.
Kevin Costner:
Have fun. We won't be making that other deal.
Madonna:
Not neat enough for you?
Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.
Madonna:
[voiceover, as Madonna visits her mother's grave] What I remember most about her was that she was - she was very kind and very gentle and very feminine. I don't know, I guess she seemed like an angel to me, but I suppose everybody thinks their mother's an angel when they're five. I also know she was really religious, so I never really understood why she was taken away from us. It seemed so unfair. I never thought that she had done something wrong, so oftentimes I wondered what I had done wrong.
Warren Beatty:
[after Madonna declines to talk to her doctor off-camera] She doesn't want to live off-camera, much less talk. There's nothing to say off-camera. Why would you say something if it's off-camera? What point is there existing?
2b
Donna DeLory
f1e
:
Madonna, truth or dare?
Madonna:
Truth.
Donna DeLory:
Who has been the love of your life, in your whole life?
Madonna:
My whole life? Sean. Sean.
[Madonna shows a television remote control to director Alec Keshishian, who is off-camera]
[last lines]
Madonna:
I'm going to press this thing. I'm going to press power. When I press it, the camera's going to go off instantly.
[presses power]
Madonna:
Go away! Cut it! Cut it, Alec! Cut it, goddamn it!
Madonna:
Do we wanna be accepted by Hollywood?
Dancers:
No!
Madonna:
Do we care what people think about us?
Dancers:
No!
Madonna:
Do we want people to kiss our ass?
Dancers:
Yes!
Madonna:
Okay now, do we want an "R" rating or an "X" rating?
Dancers:
"X"!
Madonna:
"X" for extra fun!
Madonna:
[praying with her dancers before a concert] We're dedicating tonight's performance to Keith Haring, who doesn't have the luxury of being alive like we do.
Madonna:
[makeup artist is trying to apply makeup to Madonna's lips during a tirade] Do something else! Do my eyebrows!