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Sammy Brown:
My name is Sammy Brown and I just came into town. Saw your ad, you're Mr. Lee. Say, you can make a mint on me.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
What do you do?
Sammy Brown:
Dance, sing.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
Play a role?
Sammy Brown:
Anything. Say, I'm a find for guys like you, cause there's nothing I can't do.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
Tell me, where did you work before?
Sammy Brown:
In a department store.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
Who told you you could dance and sing?
Sammy Brown:
For money, I'll do anything.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
I need a drink.
Tomalio:
Alright, I'll take a drink.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
You'll take the air!
Sammy Brown:
The air he cries!
Tomalio:
I no like the air. It's too cold outside.
Caesar's Ghost:
I played a part in Ben Hur once.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
What part did you play, sir?
Caesar's Ghost:
A girl, she played the part of Ben.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
And you?
Caesar's Ghost:
I played her.
Caesar's Ghost:
I want to play a dramatic part, the kind that touch a woman's heart, to make her cry for me to die ...
Tomalio:
Did you ever get hit with a cocoanuts pie?
Caesar's Ghost:
[To Tomalio] That's my argument. Restrict immigration.
Sammy Brown:
[After the Merchant of Wieners performs] Well, what do you think?
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
I wouldn't give him a dollar a week.
Tomalio:
Not so loud. He'll take it.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
[After Caesar's Ghost performs] Give me a brick!
Caesar's Ghost:
[Hands Mr. Lee a brick] Here's a brick. I always carry one for this imitation.
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
Say, I ought to lay this on your head!
Caesar's Ghost:
You can't do that - you don't belong to my bricklayer's union!
Sammy Brown:
This isn't Monkey Business.
[reading a note from The Merchant of Wieners]
Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
My name is What-Do-You-Care, my home is anywhere. People say I'm awful dumb, so I thought to you I'd come.
Caesar's Ghost:
Now, just a moment, wait a minute. He might be crazy. Wait, I'll find out. You wanna go on the stage?
[The Merchant of Wieners nods]
Caesar's Ghost:
Crazy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
