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• advertisement Sammy Brown: My name is Sammy Brown and I just came into town. Saw your ad, you're Mr. Lee. Say, you can make a mint on me. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: What do you do? Sammy Brown: Dance, sing. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: Play a role? Sammy Brown: Anything. Say, I'm a find for guys like you, cause there's nothing I can't do. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: Tell me, where did you work before? Sammy Brown: In a department store. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: Who told you you could dance and sing? Sammy Brown: For money, I'll do anything. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: I need a drink. Tomalio: Alright, I'll take a drink. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: You'll take the air! Sammy Brown: The air he cries! Tomalio: I no like the air. It's too cold outside. Caesar's Ghost: I played a part in Ben Hur once. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: What part did you play, sir? Caesar's Ghost: A girl, she played the part of Ben. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: And you? Caesar's Ghost: I played her. Caesar's Ghost: I want to play a dramatic part, the kind that touch a woman's heart, to make her cry for me to die ... Tomalio: Did you ever get hit with a cocoanuts pie? Caesar's Ghost: [To Tomalio] That's my argument. Restrict immigration. Sammy Brown: [After the Merchant of Wieners performs] Well, what do you think? Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: I wouldn't give him a dollar a week. Tomalio: Not so loud. He'll take it. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: [After Caesar's Ghost performs] Give me a brick! Caesar's Ghost: [Hands Mr. Lee a brick] Here's a brick. I always carry one for this imitation. Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: Say, I ought to lay this on your head! Caesar's Ghost: You can't do that - you don't belong to my bricklayer's union! Sammy Brown: This isn't Monkey Business. [reading a note from The Merchant of Wieners] Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent: My name is What-Do-You-Care, my home is anywhere. People say I'm awful dumb, so I thought to you I'd come. Caesar's Ghost: Now, just a moment, wait a minute. He might be crazy. Wait, I'll find out. You wanna go on the stage? [The Merchant of Wieners nods] Caesar's Ghost: Crazy. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制