Henry Hayes:
So what's coming next?
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Death, slavery. More slavery, more death.
Henry Hayes:
Look if you want to say 'I told you so' go a head and get it off your chest. But then you can do one of two things; you can help, or you can leave.
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Okay, bye!
[starts to walk to the door]
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Jackson!
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Right! I forgot to say, I told you so!
Henry Hayes:
Now are you going to help or not?
Major General Hank Landry:
I take it that in your timeline you're not a discredited whackjob living on the fringes of society?
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
That really depends on who you ask.
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[Daniel is in his 3rd day of being interrogated about the history of the Stargate program] Seriously, who would make this shit up?!
Teal'c:
[Ba'al has just announced he may have a means of escaping. Teal'c eyes him carefully] He lies.
Major General Jack O'Neill:
He does that you know.
Teal'c:
There can be no doubt of your crimes.
Ba'al:
What I mean is I'm not the last of the Goa'auld System Lords. Though I am the last of the clones. There were so many of us it's difficult to be certain.
Major General Jack O'Neill:
Mitchell?
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
We tracked them all down sir. This is the last one.
Major General Jack O'Neill:
You sure?
[Mitchell stands there certain of himself]
Major General Jack O'Neill:
That is why we've come all this way. Why we had to endure all that singing. Get rid of the last bad guy, then there's...cake.
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[after being left behind, due to frostbite] Oh, shit.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[being told to return to base for further instructions] What further instructions could there be, besides "kiss your ass goodbye"?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[Carter and Mitchell are lost on the ice] If we're gonna freeze to death, here is as good a spot as any.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[after glancing around] ... Nah... I don't like this spot.
Major General Jack O'Neill:
[3 hours into the extraction ceremony] Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[describing the differences between SGC, and the place they gate to] ... and the Stargate
[pauses, looking at it]
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
.... Is in a box.
Major General Jack O'Neill:
[discussing Vala's disappearance] Oh for cryin' out loud. She prob'ly just went to the bathroom. I'm next in line, by the way.
Officer on deck:
[about the cargo on the ship] You're never gonna tell me what it is, are you?
Captain of the Achilles:
If I knew myself...
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[seeing the alternate Gen. Hammond] It's good to see you, sir.
Major General George Hammond:
.... If you say so.
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[after escaping the sinking Achilles] The ship was warmer!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
You wanna go back?
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
.... No, I'm good!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[the team has escaped the Tok'ra planet, after watching Jack die] Carter?
[she doesn't reply]
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Sam! I know what just happened back there, but we need you in the here and now. Wherever and whenever that is.
Major General Hank Landry:
My goodness, people, the arrogance of what you're asking us to help you do is mind-boggling!