[a dead body has been impaled by a Québec-Ontario border sign. There is a dispute concerning jurisdiction]
Martin Ward: His heart is in Québec. David Bouchard: But his ass belongs to you. Martin Ward: His heart is in Québec. David Bouchard: Ya l'Ontario dans l'cul aussi! Martin Ward: What ? David Bouchard: But his ass belongs to you. David Bouchard: You have an accent in both languages. Who was your teacher? Jean Chrétien? David Bouchard: [surprised] You speak French? Martin Ward: No, not really. I had a small gadget installed in my brain and I see subtitles under people when they speak. Iris Ward: What are you doing here? Johnathan Ward: I just saved my dad. David Bouchard: From what? Heart attack by watching curling on TV?