Steve Austin: [after a bunch of ECW wrestlers beat up on Eric Bishoff, Stone Cold puts a microphone to him and asks a question] Do you have anything to say? Eric Bischoff: ...fuck ECW! [last lines] Joey Styles:
You have been watching ECW One Night Stand from the Hammerstein Ballroom in Manhattan, New York City. Thank you. Thank you to all the ECW fans around the world who cried out for the return of ECW. Without you there would be no us. Thank you. Thank you very much. I can't believe what I'm seeing. ECW lives!
[last lines] Joey Styles: ECW lives! Joey Styles: [when Mike Awesome power bombed Tanaka through a table from the ringside apron] I think he's broken his friggin' neck! The Sandman: [attempting to revive a bloody and unconscious Tommy Dreamer] Somebody, get me some beer! Joey Styles: Forget the beer. Somebody give him some plasma! Paul Heyman: [to Eric Bischoff] I'm not at a WCW pay-per-view with my tail between my legs. You're in our house, bitch! Paul Heyman: Just so you know, I'm not crying. My eyes are red because I was backstage smoking a joint with Van Damme! Joey Styles: [Tanaka smashed a chair onto another chair that was on Awesome's face] Holy crap! Joey Styles: There is Edge, I'm made up I haven't bought my wife tonight, that is a wife stealer! John Layfield: [to Rey Mysterio] I got a ticket, you little Mexican. John Layfield: Anyone can be an ECW fan! Hey, you fat boy, yeah, the fat ass in the blue shirt! Kurt Angle: [when the fans were shouting "You suck dicks"] Your mothers taught me how! Paul Heyman: [talking to John "Bradshaw" Layfield] The only reason you were WWE Champion for a year is because Triple H didn't wanna work Tuesdays! Paul Heyman: [to JBL] The only reason you were WWE champion for so long was because HHH didn't wanna work Tuesdays Paul Heyman: Oh everybody lock up yer wives, it's Edge! I've got two words to say to you! Matt freakin' Hardy! Paul Heyman: [in front of the fans in the ring] Now one last time, this ain't WCW, this ain't Monday Night Raw, this ain't Smackdown! This ain't even WWE, this is EC Fuckin W! ECW Crowd: [to Kurt Angle] You suck dick! You suck dick! You suck dick! Kurt Angle: Your mother taught me how! Joey Styles: There's coach, now I'm scared. Paul Heyman: [to JBL] Oh look! I almost forgot about you! Mr shoot promo himself!