Vince McMahon: Here we are! Universal Studios, home of TNA, Turning Point. They think they're gonna play that tape, over my dead body! [Triple H sprays water] Vince McMahon: Damn! Enough with the water! Can't believe you're married into my family. [Abyss appears with welcoming balloons] Vince McMahon: What, what do you want, what? Again with the balloons! Triple H: [slaps the balloons] Hey! You know what, game you're playin'? Abyss: Arrrggghh! Triple H: DADDY! Abyss:
[to the camera]
Ggggrrrrr! Vince McMahon: Hey, blue jeans is against the dress code, you're fired! TNA Staff: You can't fire me Mac Daddy, I don't work for you! Vince McMahon: I can fire anyone I want, c'mon son let's find the tape, oh wait! She's got a tape, go, smash it! Smash it into smitterines! Wait, what's this? Best of D-Ray 3000? You idiot! That's the wrong tape, let's find the real one, c'mon son! Vince McMahon: Can't keep waiting, gettin' hungry too! What kind of cattering do they work here, I gotta have food, protein, every three hours! Triple H: You gotta have beef! Gotta have some spice! Vince McMahon: SHUT UP! You idiot, you sound like Macho Man! Gotta have steak, lobster, mahi-mahi. Traci Brooks: Hello Mac Daddy. I'm Traci. On behalf of TNA, I offer you these cookies and milk. Vince McMahon: Again? This is the reason this whole thing started, get out of here! Hey son, what are you doing, go get Dusty Rhodes, find Dusty! Vince McMahon: [a midget comes] Who is it? TNA Official: Senior TNA official. Vince McMahon: About time. What, what is this? Where's Dusty Rhodes? TNA Official: Dusty has bigger fish to fry. Vince McMahon: Very funny, now listen little guy Dusty was... [gets kicked in the shins] Vince McMahon: Ow, I'm suing, ow, oh I'm suing. [midget hits him with tray] Vince McMahon: OUCH, oh, where's my son-in-law, that idiot! Ow, TNA, you're going down! You hear me?