[outside Ulrich's room]
Yumi:
Ew what's that smell?
Odd:
Ask Jeremy!
[about the control room]
Odd:
Wow! I forgot what this place LOOKED like! Pretty cool, huh?
Jeremy:
You're kidding.A hunk o' junk if you ask me.
[at the end of the episode "Laughing Fit" the entire audience at the Romeo and Juliet play breaks out in laughter when Jeremy pulles up a fake bush revealing Yumi and Ulrich]
Sissy:
What's the matter with you people? Don't you know drama when you see it?
Odd:
Hello Mr. Jeremy, your scanner awaits you.
Jeremy:
Return to the past *now*.
Odd:
I bet she's been telling you how nobody can resist her charms. She's right, too! Just take a look at the two nobodies she always hangs around with.
Ulrich:
If meanness is one of the qualities of a beauty queen, then she'll get re-elected all right!
Jeremy:
That's true, but try to get Miss World to see that.
Odd:
Miss World, huh?
[into microphone]
Odd:
Miss In-Her-Own-World is more like it!
[Emily slaps Odd]
Emily:
Start that rumour again and even your dog won't recognize you!
Herb:
I wonder why I don't just slug you!
Ulrich:
Fear, maybe?
Jeremy:
Thanks for your encouragement, but I'm useless I tell you!
Aelita:
Jeremy, do you think we'd get along well in the real world; I mean, as well as we do now?
Jeremy:
Yeah, of course! Why?
Aelita:
Because I'm not sure... I'd like to have a best friend who's useless, you understand?
Jeremy:
[unamused] Ha, ha. Very funny.
Sissy:
[shutting Kiwi in drawer] That's it; go beddy-bye now, you horrible little mongrel.
Sissy:
It's no use! We're finished!
Jim:
No, no, we're not finished; be brave now. Jeremy can't be far away; he'll help us out of this.
Sissy:
[sarcastically] *Jeremy!* Hm! That's very reassuring! It's nice to know the closest thing to Bruce Willis is coming to the rescue!
Odd:
Ah! Eight slices of toast and three bananas; not bad, eh?
Ulrich:
But first you have to devirtualize yourself. The question is, how?
Yumi:
You're armed, aren't you?
Sissy:
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Or else what, a monster's going to squirt goopy goo all over my face, huh, Ulrich?
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[Ulrich and Sissy are pasted to the wall]
Yumi:
[draws penknife] Whatever you do, don't move a muscle!
Ulrich:
[unamused] Boy, aren't you funny.
Milly:
Tamiya, listen, is there any reason for your filming your feet?
Jeremy:
You think Ulrich will manage to get her to smile?
Odd:
Yeah, sure as Julia Roberts is gonna call and invite me out to dinner!
Yumi:
A Sissy attack is almost as bad as a XANA attack and ten times more boring.
Jeremy:
Checkmate!
Ulrich:
Can I maybe try beating you at, like, karate?
[as opposed to the frequently repeated "I have faith in you"... ]
Yumi:
No. Not Jeremy. Just Odd, you and me, OK? Let's leave Jeremy out of it this time, er, um, I have my doubts.
Odd:
[about going to Lyoko and defending the school] Okay, guys, who goes and who stays here?
Jeremy:
We can't have a solo mission. It's too dangerous.
Odd:
I volunteer.
[Jeremy's rigged a device at the bottom of the ladder to keep a swarm of zombie hornets back with sound as the kids climb up]
Ulrich:
[as the last one up] Your thing stopped, how come?
Jeremy:
[calmly] Uh, batteries dead.
Ulrich:
[panicking] WHAT?
Sissy:
Just watch. Ulrich will be in my arms in 30 seconds.
[approaches Ulrich]
Sissy:
Ulrich, dear, there's something I've just got to tell you, it can't wait...
Ulrich:
Sissy, dear, normally I'd take the time to tell you to go fly a kite, but this time I'll be less polite and just ignore you.
Herb:
[Ulrich leaves] Well, your thirty seconds are up.
Odd:
[after time has reset] Here comes Sissy.
[imitating her]
Odd:
Ulrich, dear, can we talk for a minute?
Sissy:
[flipping her hair] Ulrich, dear, can we talk for a minute?
Ulrich:
First of all, I am not your 'Ulrich dear'. Second, no, I will not go to your room to explain Exercise B on page
Sissy:
What? But, how did you know I...
Jeremy:
[about to collapse from XANA's evil music] Have... to... enter... the coordinates... for the... return trip.
[types a few keys]
Jeremy:
There. I did it!
[passes out]
Jeremy:
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Odd, Aelita and me, we never fight. You think that's normal?
Odd:
[occupied being the lookout] What? I don't... well, how should I know?
Jeremy:
You think we'd fight if she lived here in our world?
Odd:
I think we're gonna get caught if you don't hurry up.
Yumi:
But Ulrich...
Ulrich:
Don't argue! Run!
[at the end of Finson's movie]
Jeremy:
Totally ridiculous!
Ulrich:
Wow! That was great!
Odd:
I thought the special effects were pretty good but, well, it wasn't scary enough.
Yumi:
You're kidding! How come your teeth were chattering, for the sound effects?
Ulrich:
[after answering his cell phone] Sorry, Jeremy just reminded me about something important I have to do.
Sissy:
What's that?
Ulrich:
Uh... leave.
Jeremy:
[Jeremy, gagged and bound to a chair, sends odd's dog to get the others] With my luck, he'll probably come back with the principal.
Ulrich:
[helping Sissy disguise herself as Yumi] Yumi doesn't dress like that. She always wears black. And her dresses are longer, and... well...
Sissy:
Less sexy?
Jeremy:
She's here at last...
Aelita:
[wakes up]
Jeremy:
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