Bruce Wayne/Batman:
The last thing Gotham City needs is a vigilante running amuck.
Alfred Pennyworth:
As they say on the streets, I'm not touching that one.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot/The Penguin:
Batman, Batgirl, Batwoman. What is it about this city - the water?
Detective Harvey Bullock:
We got enough batfreaks in Gotham. Sheesh, what's next? Bathound?
Timothy 'Tim' Drake/Robin:
What do they make here?
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
Trinkets, figurines, weapons of master destruction.
Alfred Pennyworth:
Exactly what is it you hope to discover?
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
What a beautiful young woman does in her free time.
Alfred Pennyworth:
A pleasure drive, then.
Alfred Pennyworth:
(reading a newspaper) I see where Dennis the Menace is one step closer to juvenile hall.
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
You know, Alfred, I think I could use a new watch.
Alfred Pennyworth:
You deserve it, sir.
Thug:
I miss working for the Joker.
Alfred Pennyworth:
I see Ms. Duquesne is gifted in other sports then extreme shopping.
Detective Sonia Alcana/Batwoman:
So you never got married, huh?
Detective Harvey Bullock:
Nope. (licks off his fingers)
Detective Sonia Alcana/Batwoman:
Hard to believe.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot/The Penguin:
And Mr. Wayne. It's been quite a while, hasn't it?
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
Yes, I believe the last time is when you stole plutonium from one of my labs and threatened to blow up the city.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot/The Penguin:
Oh, oh yes. My more rambunctious days.
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
I must admit, it's not every date I have that ends in a police investigation.
Detective Sonia Alcana/Batwoman:
You know, removing evidence from the scene of a crime is (Batman glares) probably not going to lose you any sleep.
Bruce Wayne/Batman:
This ship is going down in a minute, Bane
Bane:
That's all the time I need.