[Orin is leaving the Anger Management class and sees some punks trying to pick the lock on his truck]
Orin Boyd:
What am I, a shit magnet?
Latrell Walker:
A lot of people talk about police corruption. Stolen drugs, crooked cops: makes you think are all cops bad? I don't think so. Sometimes you have to walk in the darkness, to bring the truth to light.
Orin Boyd:
You see this? This is a happy face. You'll be lucky to ever have a face as happy as this.
Orin Boyd:
I'm a cop, it's okay.
Trish:
Since when do cops make things okay?
George Clark:
Did you really beat a suspect unconscious with a dead cat?
Orin Boyd:
No.
George Clark:
No?
Orin Boyd:
The cat wasn't dead.
Orin Boyd:
See how happy I make others?
[Orin sneaks up on T.K. who is watching a drug deal go down]
Orin Boyd:
Bird watching?
T.K. Johnson:
Aw, no man. You know, just checking up on my old lady. You know, keeping tabs on her.
Orin Boyd:
Women. You can't trust 'em.
T.K. Johnson:
Not as far as I can throw her ass... and she's a big bitch.
T.K. Johnson:
By the end of the night you just might...
[T.K. sees Orin enter]
T.K. Johnson:
Fuck me!
Static Waitress:
Dang! Now you talking.
T.K. Johnson:
[while being arrested] Hey no don't go, Don't leave, He's gonna try and put a plunger in my ass.
[T. K. Johnson and Latrell Walker coming into a luxury-car dealership]
T.K. Johnson:
Whoa! This is what I'm talking about, this is what I'm talking about.
Latrell Walker:
[looks at the silver Bentley Arnage] Nice color.
T.K. Johnson:
Yeah, if you're Puffy.
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Matt Montini:
Oh, I guess the grill was optional.
Chief Hinges:
[to Frank Daniels after he kills him] You're fired.
Frank Daniels:
Look Orin. We're known each other a long time. On one hand I'm your friend, on the other I'm your boss. As your friend, you don't follow orders. You're unmanageble. Hell, you don't even obey the law or think before you act. And now as your boss, you're fired.
Orin Boyd:
Just like that.
[Boyd throws the Vice President over a bridge]
Orin Boyd:
I'm sorry sir. I got to do this.
Vice President:
Shit! I can't swim.
Annette Mulcahy:
[to Boyd] None of this Lone Ranger stuff that I keep hearing about.
T.K. Johnson:
[when Boyd arrests Johnson] Shit! Come on, man. Quit beating me like I'm Tupac.
Frank Daniels:
Don't give me that look. I've been on the force way too long, Orin, laying my life on the line every day. For what? A laughsy forty thousand a year. What a hell would that? And now you have single handedly screwed up my whole operation.
Sgt. Lewis Strutt:
It's our operation.
Frank Daniels:
Let's get one thing straight here. I run this show, not you, not him, not you.
Sgt. Lewis Strutt:
Prove it.
[pointing at Orin Boyd]
Sgt. Lewis Strutt:
Kill him.
Sgt. Lewis Strutt:
[stopping the fight between Useldinger and Orin Boyd] Bad guys are out there, not in here.
Henry Wayne:
Do you love big women?
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