Alucard: Immortality is wasted on the young. Walter: I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god. Incognito: I'm going to violate every part of your being. I will consume every last part of your body and soul, leaving you in ruin. [Confronting an unruly vampire] Alucard: You've gone and taken all these lives, and not just because you were thirsty. Is it fun? Huh? Is that what it takes for trash like you to get off? Alucard: I'll send you to Hell so you can lick Satan's ass. Alucard: What a lovely night. It makes me want to have a bite to drink. Alexander Anderson: You monster. Alucard: I get that a lot. Vampire priest: Wait. Stop. Both of us are vampires. Alucard: You act more like a cockroach than a proper vampire. Left to your own devices you would cover the world in your filth. I can't stand your kind. You don't have the self-respect to be a vampire, you undead maggot. You barely even know what you are. Alucard (to a vampire): Prepare yourself for an eternity in Hell. Alucard: You humans are incomprehensible. Alucard: (Paladin Anderson has just revealed his healing power) You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regenreation powers' impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging. Paladin Alexander Anderson: Empty threat of a coward vampire that hides behind the weapons of man. Alucard: It is only when you refuse to give in with all your heart that you begin to transcend your humanity. Alexander Anderson: And now O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He grow angry, and ye perish in the way for His wrath may quickly kindle. Luke Valentine: Oh, shut up! Jan Valentine: Bro, what's wrong with you, man? Hey! Luke Valentine: You always get so annoying before work. I've said it before, and I know I'll probably say it again. Please learn to work quietly! Jan Valentine:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard all that before, I know! Christ!
Alexander Anderson: [drawing his knives] Our mission is t' punish any heretic who would deny the word of God! We will crush yer unholy body and salt th' earth w' yer dust! Amen! Alucard: [drawing his pistol] It's time somebody put you in your place, human! Seras Victoria: Eat Harkonnen, bitch! Seras Victoria: [to Alucard] You're not human... Alucard: [as Seras runs away] Why? would you have shot me if i was? Alucard: I am going to fill your flesh with my jackal's bullets. Alucard: You shouldn't have come here, Catholic! Alucard: [to low-class vampire] Does having an audience for your sins make you feel like you're special? Does it make you proud? [repeated line] Commander Peter Fargason: In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.