Snails:
I've got a new word for "stupid" now: "Ridley"! This is the Ridleyest thing I've ever heard!
[while scaling the towers of the magic school, to Ridley]
Snails:
Why don't we just rob God while we're up here.
Snails:
I thought you said this was going to be easy.
Ridley:
No, I said it wasn't impossible.
Snails:
See that's the same thing you said when we robbed that halfling's house.
[Ridley begins mouthing in time as Snails says;]
Snails:
And who did he catch? Me. And who did he beat from the waist down? Me.
Ridley:
Are you gonna jump?
Snails:
You gonna catch me?
Ridley:
I'm gonna catch you.
Snails:
Promise?
Ridley:
I promise. Now jump.
Snails:
All right.
[There is a noise off to the side and Ridley turns around as Snails screams then falls to the ground]
Ridley:
Sorry, I though I heard something.
Snails:
You did. Me hitting the ground.
[Marina Pretensa ties up Ridley and Snails with magic rope]
Snails:
She must've put some kind of holding spell into that bracelet.
Ridley:
Yeah, must be the only way she can get guys to come home with her.
Marina Pretensa:
I'll have to put a feeble mind spell on myself to want to take you home.
Ridley:
Yeah well, have you ever heard of honor amongst thieves? We might live outside the law but we respect each other.
[Ridley has just completed a deadly maze and retrieved the Eye of the Dragon]
Xilus:
So, why don't you give what's rightfully mine? Hmm?
Ridley:
What about honor amongst thieves?
[Xilus laughs]
Xilus:
复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
124复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, what a romantic notion. Do you honestly believe that I could've amass the wealth that I have if I worried about honor? Ooh, no, no, no, no, no, tisk, tisk, tisk. So, pretty boy, if you don't want Hugo over here to come rearrange your features for you, I suggest you just give it up.
复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
bec复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Elwood:
If I ain't drinking, you sure ain't shopping.
Ridley:
We gotta save Marina.
Snails:
Wait. What about the dwarf?
Ridley:
You get the dwarf. I get the girl.
Snails:
Wait, how come I always got to get the dwarf?
Norda:
How old are you?
Snails:
Twenty-three. Yeah, I know I'm a little young for you, but what if I get my hnds on an aging potion, huh? I'll sacrifice a couple of years for you.
Norda:
I'm two hundred and thirty-four.
[to Damodar during a sword fight]
Ridley:
Oh look, I've cut you. What a shame.
Damodar:
Just like you thieves, always taking things that don't belong to you.
Marina:
I'm an aristocrat! A mage!
Ridley:
A low level mage; completely expendable...
Profion:
Not so talented eh, Mr Ridley!
[Ridley recites an incantation, hoping to decode a scroll]
Ridley:
Alanor, salah, bedara!
[Nothing happens. Hands scroll to Marina]
Ridley:
Can't blame me for trying. At least I...
[Ridley is sucked into the map]
Snails:
Woo hoo! I knew that boy had talent!
Elwood:
She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman... with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!
Empress Savina:
[after giving a long speech adressing the council] Know one thing... I am not afraid.
Profion:
Let their blood rain from the sky!
[Pumps arms up and down]复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
