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      新蝙蝠侠 (2000)

      • 美国
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      • 动画  动作  科幻
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      新蝙蝠侠

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      • The Joker: Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it. The Joker: You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away. New Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again! The Joker: Ah, the new boy. Ears are too long and I miss the cape. But not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. Terry McGinnis: What can you tell me about clowns? Barbara Gordon: In this town, they're never funny. [Batman seizes the Joker in an armlock] The Joker: What are you doing? Terry McGinnis: Fighting dirty. The Joker: The real Batman would never... [He groans as Terry wrenches him arm further] Terry McGinnis: Told you, you didn't know me. The Joker: [Batman puts the Joker in an arm lock] What are you doing? Terry McGinnis: Fighting dirty. The Joker: The real Batman would never - [as Batman tightens his arm lock] The Joker: Ooh! Terry McGinnis: Told you you didn't know me. [releases him] The Joker: Funny guy... Terry McGinnis: Can't say the same for you. The Joker: Impudent brat... who do you think you're talking to? Terry McGinnis: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that. The Joker: [draws a laser pistol] Shut your mouth! [fires at Batman] Terry McGinnis: [retreats into the rafters] The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [tossing a bat-arang, knocking the gun out of Joker's hand] Terry McGinnis: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! The Joker: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. [hits the lights with a bat-arang, turning them off] Terry McGinnis: The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. The Joker: I'm not hearing this... Terry McGinnis: 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • The Joker: Shut up... shut up! Terry McGinnis: I mean, joy-buzzers, squirting flowers, lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! The Joker: Show yourself! Terry McGinnis: You make me laugh. But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [mimics the Joker laugh] The Joker: Stop that! Terry McGinnis: [still laughing] So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What? You couldn't get a job as a rodeo clown? [continues laughing] The Joker: [pulling out some grenades] Don't you dare laugh at me!... Terry McGinnis: [laughs more] Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh! The Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN! [Throws the grenades, knocking Terry out of the rafters and onto the ground] The Joker: Things are going to start popping. The Joker: HA HA HA! Come on McGinnis! Laugh it up now! You miserable little punk! LAUGH! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Terry McGinnis: Ha... ha... [electrocutes Joker] The Joker: [to Batman] You're welcome to try and stop us, but, heh-heh, I'm not taking bets on *that* happening anytime soon... Toodles! Chucko: Lets go! Dee Dee, open the door! Dee Dee: On the double! Terry McGinnis: So you fell in a vat of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a super-villain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? The Joker: Funny guy. Terry McGinnis/Batman: Can't say the same thing about you. The Joker: Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to? Terry McGinnis/Batman: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that. The Joker: Shut your mouth! Terry McGinnis/Batman: The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. The Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy. Terry McGinnis/Batman: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. The Joker: I'm not hearing this... Terry McGinnis/Batman: Get a clue, clowny. He's got no sense of humor. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. Not that you ever had a good joke. I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers - lame. Where's the A material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! [Shot in the chest] The Joker: That's not funny. That's not... 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • [Batman tosses Joker out of the projection booth and slams him against a large building block] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • Bruce Wayne: I'll break you in two... The Joker: Oh, Batman, if you'd had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago! I, on the other hand... [draws a switchblade, slashes Batman across the chest and stabs him in the leg. Batman falls down the pile of building blocks and hits the ground hard. Joker jumps down beside him] The Joker: You've lost, Batman. Robin is mine. The last sound you'll hear will be our laughter. [picks up the gun and tosses it to Robin] The Joker: Here you go, sonny-boy! Make daddy proud! Deliver the punch line. [Robin laughs. He pulls the trigger and the BANG flag pops out] Bruce Wayne: Tim... [Robin only continues to laugh] The Joker: Do it! [Robin turns and shoots the Joker, impaling him with the flag] The Joker: That's not funny... that's not... [dies] The Joker: Aren't you the nasty tattle-tale! Ratting me out before I've had my fun... Pappa spank! The Joker: What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... [the screen flickers to life and "Our Home Movies" appears] The Joker: I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong. [on the screen, the home video of Joker electrocuting Robin appears] The Joker: But all too soon, the shocks and the serums took their toll, and the boy began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. [pause] The Joker: Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA! Harley Quinn: Sweetie, get mommy's bazooka. The Joker: [to Batman] If you don't like the movie, I've got slides. Batman: I'll break you in two... The Joker: Oh, please, if you had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago. The Joker: But all too soon the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me, secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kind of like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents I must admit it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and bat-o-rangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA! [to the Joker] Terry McGinnis/Batman: Let's dance, Bozo. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • : You're out of your league, McGinnis. I know every trick the original Batman and Robin knew at their peaks. Terry McGinnis/Batman: Maybe, but you don't know a thing about me. The Joker: You? What's to know? You're a punk, a rank amateur, a costumed errand boy taking orders from a senile old man. [rolls up his sleeves] The Joker: Still, if it's a whuppin' you're a-wantin'... The Joker: Adios, Brucie. I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that, but the truth is I really did hate your guts. [Blows raspberries at Bruce] Jordan Price: You! Where's Amy? Dee Dee: Missed the boat, I'm afraid! [Price looks out the window and sees Amy tied to a pole] Jordan Price: Turn the yacht around! Chucko: Detox, bossman. Ghoul: We'll be quick. Woof gets seasick easy. Jordan Price: Our business is concluded. I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne. Chucko: Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow. Dee Dee: That means you get to stay top dog. Dee Dee: And everyone's happy. Jordan Price: So why are you here? Chucko: The big guy who put us all in contact has decided you're a loose end. Ghoul: And loose ends should be tied up. Jordan Price: They're getting away! Batman: Yeah, and I think they've got a good reason! Batman: He's tough. Any suggestions, boss? Bruce Wayne: Joker's vain and likes to talk, he'll try to distract you, but don't listen. Block it out and power on through. Batman: Wait... I like to talk, too. Terry McGinnis: Were you all that bitter when you left? Barbara Gordon: Comes with the territory, McGinnis. Look up Nightwing someday, has he got stories to tell. The Joker: Bonk?... Oh, right! Dead. Bruce Wayne: Terry, I've been thinking about something you once told me, and you were wrong. It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile, it's the other way around. Never tell yourself anything different. Bonk: He's got us running around, ripping a bunch of geek junk, but no cash! He won't tell us what his plan is, if he even has one! I-want-out! The Joker: If you insist. [He raises a gun. The Jokerz gasp] Bonk: Hey, man, take it easy... I-I was just kiddin'! [Joker pulls the trigger, and everyone jumps. A BANG flag comes out of the gun] The Joker: So was I! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • [He chuckles, and all the Jokerz let out a sigh. As Bonk relaxes, Joker pulls the trigger again, and the flag-pole shoots out of the gun, impaling Bonk and poisoning him with Joker toxin] 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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      • The Joker: Oops! No, I wasn't! That's *also* how we did it my day! The Joker: Don't you *dare* laugh at me! Terry McGinnis: [laughing] Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh! The Joker: [screaming] You're not Batman! Harley Quinn: You rotten little scamps! I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get! [whacks both Dee Dee's with her cane] Harley Quinn: Break a grandmother's heart! I hope they throw the book at you! Dee Dee: Oh, shut up, Nana Harley. [after Bonk crashes while trying to operate a piece of machinery] Dee Dee: He's really got a delicate touch, Dee Dee. Dee Dee: Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee. Terry McGinnis: [watching Jordan Price] Not every creep in Gotham wears a purple suit. Barbara Gordon: It'd make my job easier if they did. [Bruce Wayne is lying on the terrace floor, everything's covered in smoke. The Joker becomes more and more visible. Close-up of Bruce's eyes as he reconizes the Joker] The Joker: HELLO GOTHAM! [Waving to the crowd] The Joker: JOKER'S BACK IN TOWN! WHAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAH The Joker: This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites. Hyperion-class, laser armed. Handy little gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles, or giving somebody a world-class hotfoot! [simulation of the satellite firing down on Gotham] The Joker: Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale, reminding all and sundry that *this* is Joker territory! 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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