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"Jack of All Trades"
(2000)
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剧 情
American spy/adventurer Jack Stiles is sent by Thomas Jefferson to the tiny South Pacific island of Polau Polau to work with British spy Emi...
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Jack Stiles:
It's a beautiful day, and the scent of violence is in the air.
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild:
Ten of your American dollars says God is a woman.
Jack Stiles:
Which explains why nothing we do ever pleases Her.
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild:
And also explains why we're no longer covered in fur and hunting our neighbors for sport.
Jack Stiles:
Next you'll tell me God's British.
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild:
I'm trying to break you in slowly, Jack.
Jack Stiles:
[after crashing through a stone wall] I would have knocked, but my fists had other plans.
Jack Stiles:
Well, yank my doodle!
Thomas Jefferson:
Jack, if you don't keep your hands off my niece, I'll have George Washington cut off your cherry tree.
Jack Stiles:
[thinking] Good thing I don't have a cherry tree!
Jack Stiles:
Why am I doing all the work while you sit there drinking tea?
Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild:
Because tea time happens to be a time honored British tradition. When it's burger time I'll pedal.
Dr. Benjamin Franklin:
In the name of Democracy, I demand that you let me go!
Blackbeard the Pirate:
Shut up, Piggy!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin:
How about giving me a six-course meal and a washmaiden instead?
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