Judy Robinson: Those who can't think, fight. [Why the others should believe his warning about the spiders] Dr. Zachary Smith: Evil knows evil. Dr. Zachary Smith: I'm a doctor, not a space explorer. Major West: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation. Judy Robinson: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it? Penny Robinson: Never love anything, kiddo, you will just end up losing it. Major West: 8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic. [to her diary, about Major West] Penny Robinson: Ouch. Could he be cuter? I don't *think* so. Robot: Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken. Robot: It sounds like old morse code. Will Robinson: What does it say? Robot: Danger, Will Robinson, danger. Dr. Zachary Smith: Black was always my colour. Major West: OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer. Dr. Zachary Smith: Like the drip, drip, drip of blood... Major West: You really need to shut up. [Launching the Jupiter-1] Major West: And the monkey flips the switch. [to her diary] Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive? Judy Robinson: I don't like the sound of that sound. John Robinson: There's a lot of space out there to get lost in. Dr. Zachary Smith:
Give my regards to oblivion.
Robot: Destroy Robinson family. Major West: If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for? [as Will looks for parts to Robot's body] Will Robinson: Relax, I'll finish your new body. Mom always said I should make new friends. Robot: Oh, ha ha ha. Penny Robinson: Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math. [the Robinson family shares a tender moment of love as they are reunited] Major West: You know, the planet IS breaking up around us. Dr. Zachary Smith: [reprogramming the future Robot] Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time... [Major West arms the Proteus' reactor to explode, to kill the Space Spiders] John Robinson: What are you doing? Major West: You never leave an enemy stronghold intact. John Robinson: Major, stop. Major West: One of your father's first rules of engagement. John Robinson: That's a direct order. Major West: I hate spiders. [the Jupiter II is hurtling towards the Sun] John Robinson: We're caught in the sun's gravitational pull. We're headed straight for it. Major West: Oh, really? So that's what the big yellow ball is. Major West: It's still working. John Robinson: What? Major West: The hyperdrive. If we can't go around the Sun, then we go straight through it, using your hyperdrive. John Robinson: But, without a hypergate, the exit vector's random. There's no telling where we'd come out. Major West: Anywhere but here. Major West: I'm going to try to break us out of the atmosphere. John Robinson: No, we don't have enough core material for that. Major West: Well, maybe if we catch one of the thermal... John Robinson: No, it won't work. I *know*. We have to go... down. Through the planet as she's breaking up. We can use the planet's gravity... Major West: What? John Robinson: To throw us ut the other side and back into space! Major West: That's insane! John Robinson: I don't have time to argue. Penny Robinson: Here we go again. Penny Robinson:
This mission sucks. I don't wanna leave early. I don't wanna go at all.