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  • Ricky: Hey, I happen to have a healthy respect for profanity. They're just not happy words and they don't make me happy to hear them. To use something over and over until it has no meaning. Hell hell hell hell hell. Hoss: That's twisted. Crow: Twisted but fun. Lou: Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions. Moon: YOU like Mambo? Lou: Yeah. Makes you want to dance... Moon's Associate: What if we don't want to play? [Moon shoots the guy asking the question] Moon: Then don't! ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? D: I can't be here for this. This is wrong. Wrong time, wrong place... wrong life. Marcus: Let's just say that once upon a time, there were 3 bears Lou: Oh God, not another story! D: Yeah Marcus, just spit it out! Marcus: The bears went out one day looking for food which was other bears Lou: Ah, cannibalistic bears! Marcus: And when these 3 bears got back to their house, they found little Goldilocks sleeping in their bed. Just before they could eat her, Papa bear said, 'Now just wait, we're cannibalistic bears!' D: Yes, yes we are Lou: I wanna be Mama bear D: *Three* bears Marcus: Ah, the bears. Goldilocks is tasty to us so Goldilocks must be tasty to other bears, and what we really would like to eat is other bears, so why don't we use Goldilocks as a trap for the other bears. And all the bears nodded their heads and thought it was good, so they did. Goldilocks was a very good trap for the other bears, and the 3 bears went back home to their nice homes at night, simply stuffed to the gills with bear. Yum yum! D: So who do we use for bait? Not Goldilocks Lou: Not who, but what Marcus: Precisely D: Im lost Lou: Of course you are, you're stupid! Lou: Marcus, why is everybody saying you're stupid? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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