: [to the rebel leader] First rule when dealing with the devil: don't. [shoots him] Colonel Madden: [speaking of the hut Solo's in] Blow it. Rebel Leader: I've got men in there! Colonel Madden: Not anymore. [Boom!] Dr. Bill Stewart, Solo's Designer: I should've stayed in college. Colonel Madden: [to Solo who is holding the Colonel horizontally above his head] How's it gonna feel if you kill me? Solo: Good question, let's find out. [then drops the Colonel on his knee, breaking his spine with a crunch] Improved Solo: You fought well for a flawed unit. Improved Solo: [to Solo thinking he *was* dying] You ceased to function! Solo: No, I bluffed! General Clyde Haynes: [talking about the two Solo Droids] Two Billion Dollars down the crapper! Improved Solo: [whilst strangling Miguel the Kid with right hand] Little Humans!