Chris Morrow:
Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
Careful, I might just have to marry you.
Chris Morrow:
I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
[Trying to speak Russian] The buses here don't work. I am an asshole.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
Let's just say she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for Rocks.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
For someone I've never slept with you sure fucked me pretty good.
Richard 'Ditch' Brodie:
Oh, god... no... dead people... agh.
Chris Morrow:
Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
Excuse me?
Chris Morrow:
KGB, for short.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
Oh, come on! It's the KG-used-to-B!
Chris Morrow:
Shoot!
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
Ah, it's broken!
Chris Morrow:
The safety's on, you idiot!
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
What's Russian for 'ass'?
Chris Morrow:
Schzopa.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
Well, stop blowing smoke up my schzopa.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie:
Don't worry, I brought my Coffeetron Dick Defender.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
