Barry: Nobody likes me. Why would he? Kelly Stone: Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris? He doesn't compete anymore kid, and the main reason, one of the main reasons he doesn't compete anymore is me. He doesn't compete 'cause I would kick his ass. Barry: Milk. Kelly Stone: [loud laughter] Hey, how 'bout some cookies? Mr. Lee: I have something for you. [takes off Barry's shirt] Jerry Gabrewski: My son has asthma! [a still somewhat asthmatic Barry is determined to join in the push-ups in gym class] Horn: Gabrewski, if you die I'm going to shoot myself and come on after you!