Wrestlemania V (1989) 5.9

Rick Rude:

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What I'd like to have right now is for all you high-rollin' Atlantic City sweathogs, keep the noise down while I take my robe off and give the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive.

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Brother Love: You know, Brother Morton, I love you. But you see, that doesn't mean that I like you. Morton Downey Jr.: Let me tell you, Brother Love. Any guy who wears a skirt, I don't want to love me. Bobby Heenan: Bow down to the King of the World Wrestling Federation. Jesse Ventura: Quit playing favorites. I used to like to announce with you Gorilla, your starting to get worse than MacMahon. Gorilla Monsoon: I am? Rowdy Roddy Piper: [to Brother Love] Tell me something. [pats Brother Loves stomach] Rowdy Roddy Piper: Have you ever heard of the Oprah Winfrey diet? Brother Love: Well, I... Rowdy Roddy Piper: [cutting off Brother Love] I didn't want to know that bad. Hulk Hogan: Watcha gonna do? When the 24 inch pythons and Hulkamania destroy you! [poses into camera] Jesse Ventura: [Bushwackers have stolen Jimmy Harts coat] Look, they got poor Jimmy's coat and they will eat it. They didn't get enough to eat at brunch. Brother Love: I am not a fighter, I'm a lover. Jesse Ventura: [Macho Man has taken off his tape from his wrist and chokes Hulk with it] That's a Jesse The Body move right there. The Red Rooster: I can't wait to get my Rooster claws on The Weasel and it will be another day in the barn yard. [cackles like a chicken] Gorilla Monsoon: [talking about Macho Mans opponent Hulk Hogan] Hulk is his name. Jesse Ventura: Lust is his name. Gorilla Monsoon: You're just jealous. Howard Finkel: [Hulk Hogan has just defeated Macho Man] The Winner and new World Wrestling Federation heavyweight champion Hulk Hogan. Gorilla Monsoon: [referring to Bobby "the brain" Heenan] Speaking of foreign objects, there's one there with blonde hair and a blue jacket! Gorilla Monsoon: Look at Heenan! Grabs the leg of The Warrior, he's holding on! [ref counts to 3] Jesse Ventura: He did it, he did it, Monsoon! Gorilla Monsoon: Who's Warlord going to start with? Jesse Ventura: Ax! Gorilla Monsoon: Ax! Gorilla Monsoon: The two power houses! Jesse Ventura: Well, they're all power houses Gorilla! Jesse Ventura:

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It's hard to tell from one to the other!