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Mario Mario:
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.
Mario Mario:
That's a heaping helpin' of moolah.
Luigi:
Yeah and that's a lot of money too.
Mario/Luigi:
Pattycake, pattycake, Pasta Man / Gimme pasta power as fast as you can.
Link:
[looking down Zelda's blouse from a tower] Hey, princess! Looking good! Espeacially from this angle!
[repeated line]
Link:
Well, Excuuuuuuse me, princess!
Luigi:
Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?
Mario Mario:
Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour!
[Luigi is holding a giant hypodermic needle]
Toad:
This is the second biggest hyperthermic needle I've ever seen
Luigi:
What was the biggest?
Toad:
My last flu shot
Blooper:
I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back
[repeated line]
Mario Mario, Luigi:
Yes, Mama.
Mario Mario:
We need your Hocus Pocus. can you make us fly?
Genie:
Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me?
Luigi:
No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers.
Mario Mario:
Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin.
Genie:
Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.
Madame Agogo:
Ahooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[a window shatters]
Luigi:
Uh Madame Agogo, did you just summon up evil spirits?
Madame Agogo:
No it was the Chilli Peppers I had for lunch
[drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo:
, Now ask me whats the first thing on my mind!
Mario Mario:
Ok whats the first thing on your mind?
Madame Agogo:
My $25 fee
[drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo:
course things don't come cheap you have to pay the rent
[Takes money from Mario]
Madame Agogo:
Thank you, Mario, Luigi join hands!
Madame Agogo:
[chanting as the lights dim down] Ohhhh ooohhh almight spirits/ with mighty eyes/ To Mario and Luigi/ Please don't tell lies,
[pause]
Madame Agogo:
Ahhhhhh either all your questions will soon be answered,
Luigi:
Or...?
Mario Mario:
Or...?
Madame Agogo:
Or we'll have to play a quick game of ring-around-the-rosie
[drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo:
[after the Lengend of Zelda preview] I Fell!
Mario Mario:
YES?
Madame Agogo:
I Fell!
Luigi:
YES?
Madame Agogo:
I feel someone stepping on my foot!
[drum fanfare]
Mario Mario, Luigi:
[both look at the floor then make a gesture with their teeth and fingers] Neeurrgh!
[Ray Charles' "Hit the Road Jack." can be heard in the background]
King Bowser Koopa:
Hey mouse-brain, where's that music coming from?
Mouser #2:
Maybe you left your radio on.
King Bowser Koopa:
Don't be silly. This is pasta-land, radio hasn't been invented yet.
Link:
[making a dramatic entrance, swinging in on a rope] You called for a hero, princess?
Princess Zelda:
Yes, but I guess you'll have to do.
Ganon, Moblins:
[trying to figure out why Zelda is the only one who can see Link's spirit] The only way she could see him is if... she was in *love* with him.
Princess Zelda:
Now don't get any ideas, buster!
Link:
So you love me, eh?
Princess Zelda:
Oh, I do *not*!
Link:
[singing] Yes, you do. Yes, you do. That's why you can see me!
Princess Peach Toadstool:
[as a baby]
[to Luigi]
Princess Peach Toadstool:
More fasty, more fasty, Uncle Luigi.
King Bowser Koopa:
[dressed as a baby] Stop or I'll tell on you. I've been hanging around these kids too long.
[Albatross drops a net on Koopa]
King Bowser Koopa:
Net *them*, you idiots! Not me!
Toad:
[Toad's snowboard fell into the snowbank] If that Koopa ruined my board, I'll...
Princess Peach Toadstool:
Don't you care if we're all right, Toad?
Toad:
Well, yeah, but my present?.
Princess Peach Toadstool:
I guess your present means more than we do.
Toad:
Well, it *is* Christmas. Uh, are you OK, Princess?
[Princess Toadstool glares at him with a mad look]
Link:
[first lines of the series] Another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of Hyrule. Boring place! I used to roam the world, fighting monsters and sleeping in mud, a hero's life! Now, look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed... art I sweet! Ugh! I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here!
Mario Mario:
Until next time, everybody...
Mario and Luigi:
Do the Mario!
Sprite:
[after seeing an old witch] What is this, ugly people day?
[Mario, Princess, and Toad ask Luigi to jump a gorge]
Luigi:
I can't! Uh, I'm having a baby!
Luigi:
[fakes labor pains]
[the rest of the group stare at Luigi incredulously, then, offscreen, push Luigi onscreen]
Luigi:
[defeated] Well, it was worth a try.
King Bowser Koopa:
[rapping] Troopas, let's go! Let's mount an attack!
[Trips over something]
King Bowser Koopa:
Ow! That hurt! Ooh, oww, ack!
King Bowser Koopa:
[repeated line to his army] Koopa Pack, Attack!
[repeated line]
Luigi:
Suffering Spumoni!
Mario Mario:
[Intro Line] Hey, Pisanos! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Princess Zelda:
[Intro, The title appears and the trianlge symbol turns into the triforce if wisdom, Zelda and Link walk into the room] This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link. The evil wizard Gannon has the Triforce of Power.
[the scene goes to Gannon summoning his army of creaturs to head towards Zelda's castle]
Princess Zelda:
Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever, you must help me Link.
Link:
Hey, for you Zelda, anything.
[upshot of the Brooklyn Bridge, two Albatrosses circle overhead]
King Bowser Koopa:
[off camera] Okay, Troopas. Here is the new Koopa plan.
[scene cuts to King Koopa and a gathering of Koopatroopas and Bob-Ombs on the bridge]
King Bowser Koopa:
[turns to group of Bob-Ombs] First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge!
[troops applaud loudly]
King Bowser Koopa:
The Princess and the Mario brothers will be trapped, and we can take... step two...
Koopa Troopa:
...turn every citizen of Brooklyn into bricks!
[troops applaud once more]
King Bowser Koopa:
Hold your applause. I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time.
Koopa Troopa:
And then what happens, your royal repulsiveness?
King Bowser Koopa:
I crown myself the King of "Koop-lyn" and I make all the laws. No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed!
[troops cheer and applaud, camera pans to four trash cans, with Mario, Luigi, the Princess, and Toad hiding in each]
Princess Peach Toadstool:
It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.
King Bowser Koopa:
Then as the old saying goes, he who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!
Link:
[Link's a ghost] Don't tell me you only love me for my body.
Princess Zelda:
Ha! It's just that without your body you're even more useless.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
