advertisement Wahoo Jones: How do you expect to find Sam down in this country? Texas! Phooey! No towns, no ranch houses, no gals, no nuthin'. Hah! We can't see a jack rabbit in two days. Boy, you can't tell me we're still in the United States! Capt. Stafford: [aware that the Indians are rolling boulders on the Ranger position] Nobody but an Indian could think that up! Jim Hawkins: Sam, you got a very understanding brain... for larceny. Sam McGee: I found out early in life that the honest dollar is the hardest one to make. Wahoo Jones: Looks like you got me, Sam, but I'll lay my cards on the table. I'll shoot straight. Sam McGee: [shooting Wahoo under the table] So will I.