Jimmy Myers: [holding wrestling opponent high in air] You know what the best thing about being a fairy is, right? You get to fly. Joanie: I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf. [describing the werewolf in human form to the police] Jimmy Myers: About 5 foot 10... Ellie: Bony ass, fat thighs, and ugly skin. [the werewolf breaks through a window and gives Ellie the finger] Zela: I have the gift. I blame my mother. Jimmy Myers: No, you don't understand. I'm a werewolf, I have this sexual allure to me. Bo: Ha, I know. [looks him up and down] Jimmy Myers: [speaking to Bo who just "came out" to him] Yay, go gay! Kyle: Whoa, hey, Ellie. Kyle: Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady? Ellie: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Kyle: I drink, you drive, ready to go? Ellie: Kyle, can you cover for me at the opening? Kyle: What? And miss Jake's big opening? Ellie: I can't make it. Joanie: Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie. Ellie: [punches Joanie in face] Fuck you! Becky: [Zela has just told Becky and Jenny they're in danger] You can't tell people this shit! Lay off the crack pipe. Joanie: [Jimmy has just asked to fight one-one-one with Joanie, but Joanie sends him flying] Fair fight? This is Hollywood! Jimmy Myers: [calming Becky down, who's tucked upside down in her car] Just stay still. Becky: [shouting] You try and having your car rolled down a mountain and staying fucking still! Ellie: Why can't you just download porn like most normal teenagers? Joanie: All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "It's not you it's me". Joanie: Putting on weight, Kyle? Bo: [Jimmy's mutated dog has just chased Bo and Jimmy and damaged Bo's car] What the fuck was that? Jimmy Myers: My dog. Bo:
What kinda dog do you have?
Kyle: Okay, all psychics back in their seats please. Zela: [to Ellie] The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think. Kyle: Maybe you can just follow me... [dragging her away] Kyle: Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone? Joanie: I'm not going to kill her. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her. Jimmy Myers: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed! Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes... Jimmy Myers: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!