Humans. You're not worth the flesh you're printed on!
Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags! We're going to the movies! Frights, camera, action!
[drunk] Boy, listen to that thunder! God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, "On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys."
Maybe it's not too late.
Are my sheets done yet?
They're downstairs. And I couldn't get all those stains out, either.
[eating slop] You want some?
Hell, no! I'm just thinking about how much better that stuff looked when it was roadkill.
Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? I know that sounds like a line - Lord knows I've used it - but I mean it.
[dying] When the stars line up, you'll know what to do. I can't tell you how long - it may be a lifetime, may be several. On that day, you'll fight. And when that night is over, you'll do what I just did. Watch your back, Jeryl, watch your back.
You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big fucking deal - I've got hemmorhoids.
Via con dios.
And a via con diablos to you, too, sir.
Do me a favor? Don't scream. Just hear what I've gotta say... and then scream.
Jeryline you wouldn't hurt your old uncle will now would you baby.
All right, this property... is hereby... condemned
Get that pussy off the table!
[Cordelia hops off the table]
I meant the cat.
[after a demon trys to break through the barrier and is melted]
OH that is disgusting
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT?
[Brayker has just burned his face with the Key causing him to jump off the window] HUMANS...You're not worth the flesh you're printed on...
[taking off his outfit]
Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the goddamn key! Then we could get on with our lives.
[cuts his hand to make new creatures]
Alright...this house is hereby...condemned....
This is crazy.
Deal with it.