New-Port City has a problem with crime, and in order to combat this, the mayor orders the creation of a new police unit: THE TANK POLICE! Tr...更多>
Red Commando: Give me the painting. You're a small time crook. You should'nt be playing in the big league coz you'll end up getting hurt. Buaku: I ain't a small timer, Just a man-made being cursed with a man-made brain! Red Commando: You've got guts as well and I like that, only its strength that counts in the end. Red Commando: Listen apeface, the Tank Police aint gettin in my hair! That picture goes with me. Lt. Britain: [to Red Leader] The ape that knows he is one has attained true wisdom, thus sayeth the Lord. Chaplain: Right on! Lt. Britain: [to Red Leader] I'll CASTRATE YOU, ASSHOLE! Mohican: Great to be a young pair of lovers eh Specs? I went out for a meal with a 5 inch cockroach last week but I would'nt pretend it was that much fun! Specs: And when I eat in the Lab surrounded by Urine samples, it makes me want to throw up. Al: I wish there was something we could have done to save here? Chaplain: Take not this burden upon thyself. Al: If it was the Lieutenant they had taken as a hostage, I guess I could live with that... Lt. Britain: Gee thanks... Al: ...but not Leona! Lt. Britain: Listen kid, I've been real patient but now you better go. Chief Of Police: Back off. I'll tell you if they had taken YOU as a hostage, I would'nt lose much sleep. Lt. Britain: What? You really mean that, chief? Right then, I quit! Lt. Britain: [to cheering crowd] Okay maybe I'll git but I'm gonna take you bastards with me! Buaku: What have I done to you? What have I done? Don't go on with it... don't go onnnn... Doctor: Well first of all, your squad fuhrer shouldn't take the piss out of urine.