[first lines] [to Jaynie] Cowboy: You know, what to do. [Girl exposes her breasts to Cowboy] Cowboy: How old are you, sweetie? Girl: Fifteen. [Cowboy gives girl several 50 dollar bills] Cowboy: Sixteen, seventeen... [pause] Cowboy: Now you are eighteen.
[Cowboy and girl kiss, while Dan enters the room]
Dan: Hi, guy! Cowboy: Who the fuck are you? Dan: I'm her father. [pause] Cowboy: Nah, I was just kidding, I'm a cop. And you, sweetie, are under arrested. [Dan brings Cowboy to cell] Dan: Hey, boys! We have a fish here! Cowboy: [to lawyer] You get me fucking out of here! Sheriff: Hey, we have a cowboy here! It must be Christmas! Dan: [to cowboy] We could have killed you already. Sheriff: What is the charge, Dan? Cowboy: Offending cop. Cowboy: I will be out of here before you go and kiss your mother! Dan: [to sheriff] Twice. Lloyd: Let me ask you something, Dan. Do yuo have any idea, who is Spaulig Osbourne? [very short pause] Lloyd: No, no! Let me tell you: I kiss the Chief's ass. Chief kisses the Mayor's ass. And the Mayor kisses all the Osbourne's asses of the world. Do you get me? Dan: Sounds like a bit brown stuff to me. Lloyd: Don't be a wise crack with me. [Dan has dropped Osbourne from rooftop window] Sharon: Is he dead? Dan: If he's not, I am goddamn amazed. [last lines] Dan: now, what are my changes to get Jasper back from your mother? Sharon: Excellent. [Dan and Sharon are about to leav Osbourne's body, when he slowly gets up] Spaulding Osbourne: You are worth... My spirit... My immortality... I am Na'Kook! Dan: Well, I am Dan, I am a cop, and you're fucked! [Dan shoots 6 times, Osbourne falls on his knees.] Spaulding Osbourne: [whispers] You're worth it... [Osbourne collapses] Dan: So, how is my dog? Sharon: Fine, fine... He is attached to your mother, so don't even think about getting it back. Dan: Well, now I know that Jasper has got a real home now.