Two Texas border guards find a jeep buried for 20 years in the desert, with a skeleton, a scoped rifle, and a box with $800,000 in cash. The...更多>
Ernie: Like my Daddy always said, "If you can't get out of it, get into it." Logan:
I thought your daddy used to say, "If you can't fix it, fuck it."
Ernie: He said that, too. Bobby: You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream. [discussing two women] Bobby: Which one do you want? Ernie: The mean one. Bobby: You're a sick man. Ernie: You bet! Sheriff Wells: The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester.