So you're saying I should engage my advanced-for-a-twelve-year-old intellect and use logic? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Imaginary William Shatner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Logic is the other guy's schtick, but yes.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Imaginary William Shatner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm not really here. I'm one of the top ten imaginary friends kids have. Just behind John Travolta, Reggie Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett-Majors.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark's Mom:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark, Mark, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to go to that movie - that "Star Track" movie. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Young Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, Mom, how many times do I have to tell you? "Track" is what a train goes on, okay? "Trek" is what the Enterprise goes on, okay? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark's Mom:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, and they say the pain of childbirth ends with labor.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Young Robert was in a fight with a larger kid while wearing a gold Starfleet uniform, when William Shatner appears to him] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Imaginary William Shatner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I think I ought to tell you that that, uh, Aryan youth is gonna kick you into oblivion. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Young Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
But what about in "Arena" when Kirk fought the Gorn? That giant lizard monster was three times as big as him! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Imaginary William Shatner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Young Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, what would you do to avoid a fight? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Imaginary William Shatner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I wouldn't dress like a geek. Gold is not your color. Think earth tones.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Shatner just asked Robert why he started the fight] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Young Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well... it was something he said. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Imaginary William Shatner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What'd he say? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Young Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You really don't want to know. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Imaginary William Shatner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I really do want to know! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Young Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Imaginary William Shatner:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Kick the little fucker's ass.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Claire:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Where are you going? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Looks like I'm going nowhere. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Claire:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don't you fucking quote Star Wars at me!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Do you wish Rhett never loved Scarlett? Rick didn't have Ilsa or Harry never loved Sally? Someone once said it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Succeed or fail, we must make the attempt, it's our nature. Now if it were up to me, as it usually is, I would order this. But its not. Because Claire is right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any relationship with a man as intelligent but fantastically flakey as Robert. But I must point out the possibilities, the potential, for true love and happiness are equally great. Risk... risk is our business. That's what relationships are all about. That's why we're out there.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Eric:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert. Dude. Great party but... where are all your friends of color?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tricia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hello, Tricia. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tricia:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brian, this is Robert. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brian:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh right. The Trekkie, right? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fuck you both.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Claire:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
When are you going to start living in the present instead of the 24th century? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I would never live in the 24th century! I fucking HATE "The Next Generation". Only classic!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Joy unto you, peace and serenity, you are not of the body, would you calm the fuck down already?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[explaining why he's familiar with the Alvarez Hypothesis] The only reason I know that is because that's what almost happened in The Paradise Syndrome when Kirk lost his memory and became an Indian god.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[repeated pickup line] Is that Mac lipstick that you're wearing?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You're losing it. A year ago you'd already be re-enacting the kitchen scene from "9 1/2 Weeks". 'Course, my own sex life's more like 8 1/2 Weeks - Fellini meets Psycho. Scary.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
She made Forrest Gump look like a candidate for Mensa.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[when Rob is crushed that Bill is nothing like Captain Kirk] Let it go. Separate the art from the artist. This is L.A. Nobody's ever who they appear to be.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I *hate* the fact that women do not give a shit how anything looks or sounds, as long as they can sing along with the lyrics. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[disgusted little noise] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's a sexist comment. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't know. Maybe, um... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. What was that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fifty-three. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
FIFTY-TH - and you're calling *me* crazy? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't know! Fifty-two, maybe? I'm, I'm not sure. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Whatever, Imelda! That's totally obscene! I've got two pairs of sneakers, a pair of Docs, and a pair of boots, that's it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't expect you to understand. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Of course not, because it's totally ridiculous. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You can wear shoes; they're practical. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Leila:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What's wrong with that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's *not* worth thirty K.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maybe she's like Catherine Tremell in "Basic Instinct", you know? One day she's just going to plunge an ice pick into his nose. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He'd probably enjoy that. Killed by a naked blonde who doesn't wear underwear to the strains of a Jerry Goldsmith score. Come to think of it, I'd sort of dig that myself.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[trying to pick up a waitress] I was going to write my phone number on the check. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's romantic. Why not just leave an engagement ring with the valet while you're at it?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[on Rob's love life] You're pathetic. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How's the Munchkin? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mark:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
OK, I take it back.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Guys, you gotta mix a little reality in with your imagination to achieve happiness in your life. And you've gotta overcome your programming - which in your case is a thirty-year-old television show.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
