Col. Cord McNally an ex union officer teams up with a couple of ex Johnny Rebs to search for the traitor who sold information to the South d...更多>
Phillips: Don't you worry Ketcham: You're gonna be the *first* to die! Cord McNally: Ketcham, we promised you in a trade. But we didn't say what *condition* you'd be in! Sheriff 'Blue Tom' Hendricks: I should've taken you this morning! Cord McNally: You should'a *tried*! Cord McNally: Mr. Phillips; you watch Ketchum while we go inside. Phillips: Sure thing, Colonel. If you hear a loud noise, it'll be Mr. Ketchum dyin'. [Phillips is irritating everyone by playing a jaw harp] Cord McNally: Dammit, Mr. Phillips! Don't you know any other songs? Phillips: I don't know this one. That's why I keep practicin'. [McNally and the others open bottles of beer] Phillips: Don't I get a beer? Cord McNally: Not as long as you're playin' that harp. Phillips: I'll put it up! [Phillips throws harp in the trash can] Phillips: What about Ketchum? He don't get no beer, does he? [Shasta wakes up in Cordona's bed after fainting] Shasta: What am I doing here? Cord McNally: Well, you fainted after you shot Whitey, so we put you to bed. Shasta: Wait a minute! Where are my clothes? Which one of you took my clothes? Cordona: I did. Shasta: Why? Cord McNally: Well, we cut cards and I lost. Shasta: Where are your pants. Cordona: You're sleeping on them. Phillips: Well, I'll be a suckegg mule. Legs like that, and she can shoot, too... Cord McNally: You got your town back. Amelita: Turn around Sherriff, I want you to see who kills you! Shasta: [after McNaly slugs a bad guy from behind] Well you certainly took long enough! I was running out of things to say! Cord McNally: *That*, I *can't* believe! Cord McNally: I'm Cord McNally. Didn't Tuscarora tell you about me? Phillips: Cord McNally? Yeah, he sure did! And I ain't gonna repeat what he said!
[Col. McNally provides Sgt. Tuscarora Phillips with money to return home]
Sgt. Tuscarora Phillips: Colonel Suh, I never thought I'd feel like kissin' a *Yankee!*