Don Bolton is a movie star who can't stand loud noises. To evade the draft, he decides to get married...but falls for a colonel's daughter. ...更多>
Don Bolton: [ogling Toni] Mmmm, that's a bundle! She looks like Dorothy Lamour with clothes on.
: I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake... When I got back, she was gone. Steve: I had an uncle who was a hero in the last war. Broke up a gas attack singlehanded. Don Bolton: How, with bicarbonate of soda?