New ocean liner S.S. Gigantic is about to race its rival, the Colossal. Gigantic owner T.F. Bellows sends his brother S.B. on the Colossal, ...更多>
First reporter: Say, do you know anything about electricity? S.B. Bellows: My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at State Prison. Grace Fielding: Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Bellows. I didn't recognize you in this bad light. S.B. Bellows: Ah, everybody seems to see me in a bad light. Lord Droopy: Aren't you awake yet? S.B. Bellows: Ohhhhh! I don't know. I haven't looked yet. S.B. Bellows: Meet me down in the bar! We'll drink breakfast together. Divorcee: I was married to him for eight months; I gave him the best years of my life! S.B. Bellows: Never mind what I tell you to do. You do what *I* tell you! Martha Bellows: Gee, I- I'm so cute! I'll bet they put my picture on the front page. Scoop McPhail: I'll never forget the last time you had your picture on the front page. Your mouth was continued on page two.