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[first lines]
Gabbo:
Well, Otto, my boy, how do you feel today?
Otto:
Oh, I feel fine, thank you. How do you feel, Gabbo?
Otto:
Say, vhere do I come in? I could hide some hotdogs vithout any trouble!
Gabbo:
You said I was you, so I'm eating enough for both of us.
Otto:
Vell then, I hope I have a pain in your shtomach.
Mary:
We only take out of life what we put into it.
Otto:
Ha ha ha! He he he! Ho ho ho! I'm laughing!
Otto:
[to audience] How are you fixed for steady company?
Gabbo:
Otto! How often do I have to tell you not to be so fresh?
Otto:
Okay chief!
[back to audience]
Otto:
How are you fixed for steady company?
Gabbo:
Otto! Now that's enough or I'll put you away!
Gabbo:
How is your little baby brother, Otto?
Otto:
Oh, he makes me so mad! He cries und cries und cries!
Gabbo:
You know Otto, I think that child is ABSOLUTELY spoiled!
Otto:
Oh, no! Dey all smell dat vay!
Gabbo:
[Otto won't "shut up"] Otto, if you don't keep quiet I'll smash you! I'll destroy so that you won't make another sound! Do I want to listen to you? No!
Gabbo:
[after being fired by manager] What do I care for your show? Would you have a show without the Great Gabbo? All right! I'll quit!
[Begins laughing hysterically]
Gabbo:
Otto, he thinks he's going to have a show without Gabbo! I'M LAUGHING!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
