advertisement [first lines] Gabbo: Well, Otto, my boy, how do you feel today? Otto: Oh, I feel fine, thank you. How do you feel, Gabbo? Otto: Say, vhere do I come in? I could hide some hotdogs vithout any trouble! Gabbo: You said I was you, so I'm eating enough for both of us. Otto: Vell then, I hope I have a pain in your shtomach. Mary: We only take out of life what we put into it. Otto: Ha ha ha! He he he! Ho ho ho! I'm laughing! Otto: [to audience] How are you fixed for steady company? Gabbo: Otto! How often do I have to tell you not to be so fresh? Otto: Okay chief! [back to audience] Otto: How are you fixed for steady company? Gabbo: Otto! Now that's enough or I'll put you away! Gabbo: How is your little baby brother, Otto? Otto: Oh, he makes me so mad! He cries und cries und cries! Gabbo: You know Otto, I think that child is ABSOLUTELY spoiled! Otto: Oh, no! Dey all smell dat vay! Gabbo: [Otto won't "shut up"] Otto, if you don't keep quiet I'll smash you! I'll destroy so that you won't make another sound! Do I want to listen to you? No! Gabbo: [after being fired by manager] What do I care for your show? Would you have a show without the Great Gabbo? All right! I'll quit! [Begins laughing hysterically] Gabbo: Otto, he thinks he's going to have a show without Gabbo! I'M LAUGHING!