您看过两岁小孩大跳DISCO、柔道、后空翻……种种超龄的演出吗？ 在您观赏本片时，您将会亲眼目睹这一项最“不可能的任务”！  ...更多>
Lenny: [singing] One umbrella one, two umbrella two/ let's go up into the zoo/there you'll see a horse that's blue/a big old steed with one white shoe/a zebra and his stripes, playing bagpipes. Margo: Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40. Dickie: It's not rap, it's mantras. Margo: I was chanting mantras before you were born. Dickie: [pause] You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born. Margo: That's pretty good, Dickie, that's pretty good. Robin: [seeing Dickie's new look] You look like Mt. Pepto Bismol erupted. Robin: We're late! Lenny: Uhoh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray! Sly: They've got Whit. Dan: Who's got Whit? Wait, you're Whit. Robin: 911? You know that Babyco. building? There's a bomb in there! And we're going to blow those little suckers to Venus! [hangs up] Robin: You wanted cops, you got cops. Carrie: Danger! Dan: What? Robin: What? Carrie: Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days. Dan: What? Robin: What "what"? Carrie: Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on. Dan: Oh my God! Robin: What? Dan: She says Elana's got a secret lab, I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at the mall! Robin: What? Who's Sly? Carrie: She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein. Dan: Liechtenstein? Oh my God! Sly: You call those jumping jacks? More like jumping jerks. Dickie and Lenny: [hypotized]
The magnificent Sly and the Bobbins' babies have a vitally important errand at Babyco.
[blow raspberries] Kids: [singing] I don't know but I've been told Eskimo girls are mighty cold, Dr. Kinder is a son-of-a-gun, got cooties and she weighs a ton. One, two, three, four, one, two, three-four!