Dracula: You know, I never felt this alive in a thousand years.
: They are no dead here, just the fucked-up dead! Dracula: [indicating a pit filled with vampires feasting on their victims] Be careful. They will bite. Julia Hughes: Is this your idea of seduction? Dracula: Seduction? [grabs her by the throat] Dracula: I don't think so. Father Uffizi: Tell me something. What does it mean "D.G?" Luke: Damaged goods. It was either that or Buffy. Luke: How come you never say his name? Father Uffizi: He has no name. Luke: Uh... then what's "Dracula?" Father Uffizi: A conceit. He keeps returning to it mostly because of the terror it inspires. The creature goes back much further than that. Luke: How much further? Father Uffizi: The church has records. Incomplete, obscure. We know he's corrupted every known faith in the world. From Ancient Egypt, Rome, throughout Asia Minor, East Indies, Central Africa. He has as many names as he does faces, all different, but all the same. Father Uffizi: He's awoken from death so many times. I wonder if he even remembers how he truly began. Luke: Well, do you know? I mean, how he began. Father Uffizi: It doesn't matter anymore. What matters now is how he ends. Luke: Uffizi. Father Uffizi: What? Luke: You don't really look like an Uffizi. How did you get a name like that anyway? Father Uffizi: Came with the job. Luke: So, like if I get the same job, I get a cool name like that?