These zombies are a human-like race created by Satan. When the "zombie-looking freaks" begin taking over the world, dirty cops Jeff ...更多>
Cage: You know, Jeff, I think today is a good day to die. Lord Zombie: I'm gonna go pee on a tree. Cage:
You mean there's an alien life force created by the devil?
Bill the Janitor: You f-cking fudgepacker homo zombies! You're not gonna get my chocolate canal! Lord Zombie: I'm sorry, but I ate your father's heart! Video store clerk: Do you like lesbians? Lesbians are great! God: He who loves his life will lose it. Jesus Christ: Stay and have some wine. Laura: We don't have any wine. Jesus Christ: We have tap water and glasses. I'm Jesus, I'll turn the water into wine! Laura: You're thirty-three-years-old and you think you're Jesus Christ.