[Elliott sneaks into Holly's bedroom]
Holly:
Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!
Elliott:
I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
Holly:
[Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.
Elliott:
Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?
Holly:
Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.
Joshua:
Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!
Sheriff Freak:
There're sandwiches for tonight! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY!
Drugstore Owner:
It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!
Joshua:
Grandpa! Are you really in Hell?
Seth:
No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!
Sheriff Freak:
He was one of us... and you killed him! Now it's your turn!
Drew:
Coffee.
Drugstore Owner:
There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink.
Drew:
Eggs.
Drugstore Owner:
Bleah!
Drew:
Bacon.
Drugstore Owner:
Are you crazy, boy? We're vegetarians here in Nilbog. Didn't you know that? Here's some Nilbog milk. Special milk. High in vitamin content. Here, it's free.
Drew:
Free?
Drugstore Owner:
Of course it's free. We love tourists here in Nilbog. Try some, boy, and have some of your friends drink some also.
Holly:
Dear Elliot Cooper, tomorrow morning will be your final chance. The beautiful Holly Waites, or your little boys. Make a choice Elliot.
Michael:
Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
[reaching for his belt]
Joshua:
What are you going to do to me, Daddy?
Michael:
Tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua. You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But just remember when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll se who gets through this, but just remember I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.
Joshua:
They're eating my mommy!
Troll:
Would you like some, Joshua?
Joshua:
AHHHHH!
Arnold:
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They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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Diana:
Don't hit him, Michael! PLEASE don't hit him!
Holly:
Why not? It's what he deserves - a big spanking for a little shit!
Diana:
Joshua is not a little shit; he's just very sensitive.
Creedence:
THAT... is ENOUGH!
Troll:
Ow-ur qu-een is callin... g us...
Joshua:
A double-decker bologna sandwich!
Creedence:
Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!
Brent:
No... no... no more popcorn!
Creedence:
What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?
Brent:
Well, I like popcorn...
Creedence:
We'll just have to... heat it up!
Diana:
Joshua, start singing. Come on, sing that song I like so much.
Joshua:
I don't feel like singing, Mom!
Diana:
Just sing.
Joshua:
[singing] Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
Diana, Joshua:
[both singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream...
Sheriff Freak:
I'm Sheriff Gene Freak...
Sheriff Freak:
Is it ready?
Man with bowl:
[stiring bowl of white goop] Here it iiiiis nice and creamyyyyy...
Seth:
Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food.
Arnold:
[After his female companion sips the broth and starts immediately getting sick] What's wrong, what's wrong with her?
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