A burned out writer retreats to a northwest town called Hellview to write the great American novel. Unfortunately for him, the lighthouse he...更多>
Librarian: The library is closed. All white people must leave. Kate: Forget therapy, he needs a quaalude.
[In a lifeboat]
Dr. Paul Batton: Now what do we do? Fritz: We can always dive for the Andrea Doria. I know it's around here somewhere. Fritz: Oh, so this is Mexico. [Dr. Paul Batton looks at Fritz, the map, and the tall trees around them, then grabs the map, turns it upside down, and hands it back to Fritz.] Fritz: Oh, so this is Oregon. [Dr. Paul Baton, Fritz, and Kate all run to the sheriff's office.] Dr. Paul Batton: We've got trouble! Fritz: Right here in River City! All: With a capital T and that rhymes with G and that stands for GHOUL! Kate: We've got Captain Howdy! Dr. Paul Batton: Right here in Hellview City! Fritz: With a capital C and that rhymes with Z and that stands for Zom... bie.