巨型蜘蛛入侵 (1976)

Ev Kester: Sometimes the only way I know you're alive is when I hear you flush the toilet! Dr. J.R. Vance: Hi! Dr. Jenny Langer: Hello. Dr. J.R. Vance: Hi, I'm Dr. J.R. Vance from N.A.S.A. Dr. Jenny Langer: Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Doctor. I'm Jenny Langer. Dr. J.R. Vance: Nice to meet you. I have an appointment with your father. Dr. Jenny Langer: Oh, no no. He passed away in 1962 Dr. J.R. Vance: Oh, I'm so sorry, then the appointment must be with your husband. Dr. Jenny Langer: I'm not married. Dr. J.R. Vance: I'm NOT sorry. Then it's probably with your brother. Dr. Jenny Langer: No, my brother's an interior decorator in Oshkosh. You see, Doctor... Vance. I'm afraid your appointment is with me. I'm DOCTOR Jenny Langer. Dan Kester: You're so dumb you wouldn't know rabbit turds from Rice Krispies. Sheriff Jeff Jones: I used to take physics, but I find prunes do a better job for me. Dr. Jenny Langer: [breathless and howling like a banshee] VAAANCE! VANCE! Dr. J.R. Vance: What happened? Dr. Jenny Langer: Spiders came out of the briefcase! They're coming from the geodes! Dr. J.R. Vance: The WHAT? Dr. Jenny Langer: Gee-ODES! Dr. J.R. Vance: Gimmie that!